whatever a human is reading right at this moment: the place where the cat absolutely must sit or lie down, right now!
Cat Dictionary: Contributions Necessary
by Stephanus 51 Replies latest jw friends
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PurpleV
Upchuck Etiquette—Hairballs belong on furniture or carpeting, never on linoleum or tile
Hanging Birdcage—A fun swing
No—Wait until human is not home
Sound of electric can opener—Cat equivalent to Beethoven’s fifth
Hiss—Stop right there or I’ll shred your sneakers
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Gerard
Tip to new cat owners: Do not let your kitten sleep under your blankets. Specialy when you are naked.
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JeffT
Christmas Tree: the ultimate cat toy.
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Angharad
Two more from personal experience
Cat Carrier : something to be avoided at all costs, even if it means jamming yourself down behind the dishwasher for an hour, out of human reach.
Flea Coller : Something humans insist on fastening around your neck, correct procedure for removal, hook front paw inside and wriggle backwards out of it - note make sure this is done outside, so it will be at least a week before coller is replaced .
(Note 2) Never put both paws through coller at same time, or you will have to go limping back to the humans on tiptoes, who will then laugh hysterically while removing it (yes, our cat once did this )
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peacebaby
These are hilarious! Some fortunate cats to own people like you! ROFL!
$4.99 Cat Toy - Something to be totally avoided, ignored or feared...
Crumpled Cigarette Pack - The most fascinating, play-worthy cat toy ever invented!
My cat, Jerry, will fetch like a dog. But only his special little sparkly balls - nothing else. He brings it right back and gets a pat on the butt for being such a good puppy-kitty! We want to get him on tape- but he's wary of the camera, and won't perform.
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Singing Man
I love Cats, the only ones I don't have afection for are the ones that seem sweet when they sleep at the foot of your bed on your new quilt, and you wake up in the morning and they have pooped a runny one on it.
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czarofmischief
Window - a big screen TV
Squirrels - Video Game System for said TV
Screen Window - With a little effort, one can enter the TV dimension, like in TRON.
Neighbors - Help you return to your own dimension when you claw on their window at 3 in the morning.
Playing - Inter-cat violence that puts studio wrestling, and indeed, the Middle East, to shame.
Laser Pointer - a call to jihad that summons cats of all faiths to destroy this horrible red Mark of the Beast.
CZAR
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Stephanus
Christmas Tree: the ultimate cat toy.
Absolutely true! For some reason cats love them in all possible ways; they love to climb them, play with the ornaments, sleep in the braches or the pot the tree's sitting in - positively hours of fun for the most placid of moggies!
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Badger
lol at czars....doubly true about the laser pointer....
BTW...my cat would do the same for hockey games on TV. He'd rest on the top of the TV, and whack at the players that slid to and fro across the screen.
peacebaby