by Deacon 43 Replies latest jw friends
Ok. We ran a thread recently about starting a new religion.
How about we start an international congregation here on the Board.
We need 7 elders. 7 being a sign of perfection..er....yeah.
We need Ministerial Servants.
Appointments will be general concensus..er Holy Spirit I mean.
P.O. Lets start with him. Suggestions?
We urgently need to put in place a committee of three to deal with this and disfellowship anyone that they feel threatens them....
um...thats about the correct procedure I think...
hey deacs, can women be in "responsible" positions in this new congregation? curious....
Oh definitely, the women should become the elders this time. Some of us have gotten used to resting...
women as elders?!! are you serious?!!!
er ok...just put yer names forward :)
Elders Smelders, We need a CO and I'm the guy for the job. WHERE'S MY ENVELOPE?
YERUSALYIM
I like peanut butter, can you rollerskate?
no no no! Yeru....
First we appoint the congregation structure..THEN we appoint someone to come in and upset everyone....
sheesh!
Patience my friend...
OK, I'm waitin in the wings. Get on with it.
YERUSALYIM
I like peanut butter, can you rollerskate?
I want to be the guy that follows male apostates into the bathroom
leoj reab
Take some more exercise Joel, ya seem to have a bit much testosterone in your system.
Yeru
YERUSALYIM
I like peanut butter, can you rollerskate?
