by Deacon 43 Replies latest jw friends
I want to be the guy that adjusts the thermostat. That way all of the sisters headlights will be showing, at my command.
Think very hard about appointing women to make judicial decisions. i don't want to be kicked out because my belt doesn't match my shoes.
Just kidding gals! Don't send me hate mail now. I love women!
SlayerLayer wonders if when Minnie Pearl died, they moved that tag from her hat to her big toe?
I hereby request that I be appointed to the position of....
'The elusive Brother Some'
Simply because whoever holds this office always seems to get away with a lot.
Ohh this is too funny. I REFUSE to pioneer I'll just say that right now! I think perhaps though I would like to be the congregation apointed attorny for the accused in any Judicial Case, would't that be an interesting twist!!!! FIRE AWAY BOYS, I've been there and it ain't pretty!!! NO PRISONERS!!!!
Ven
VEN.....wowza.
What a concept!!! An advocate for the accused. Dammit, with ideas like that, the WTS may actually one day thrust itself forward into the DARK AGES.
LMAOOOOOOO,
Boozy
First appointnment.
COMF made elder and secretary....any fiscal problems....see him...and discrepencies...try and find him...
ratified this day of..er 2000 and something...yeah...
As the newly appointed fiscal secretary, I'm pleased to propose the establishment of an education fund, to provide a means of obtaining a college education to those who passed the opportunity up in their youth because they were told that the end was coming any minute now, or that they would be investing in "this old dying wicked system" by educating themselves in its knowledge.
I propose that the monies to establish and support this fund be obtained from those formerly sent to the WBTS as usury for Kingdom Hall loans, for overpriced literature, and for donations "to support the kingdom work." I feel that "the kingdom work" will be much better supported by the educating and enabling of these who gave everything for their religion and received nothing back.
How do you vote, sisters and brothers?
Secretary COMF
Can I ring the little bell when someone goes overtime.
I would like the title of “Chief Custodian of the Little Bell”.
Deacon.........I should let you know that I can have quite a creative mind, be somewhat childish at times and a sense of humour........so I think I can make up some manic Prophecies! I think I should head up a unit that can pour over complicated passages of scripture, hopefully under the influence, and come up with some some cool, antitypical, allegorical, metaphysical symbolism that rock.
After all any JW cong. needs some weird prophecy stuff.
ISP
I'D LIKE TO PUT MYSELF FORWARD AS THE MINESTERIAL SERVANT WHO WILL NEVER BECOME AN ELDER.I'M THE ONE THAT IS ALWAYS AT THE KINGDOM HALL FIRST, WITH MY OUTRAGOUSLY OUT OF FASHION SUIT ON, THE ONE I ALWAYS WEAR.I WILL ALWAYS BE SINGLE NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY.I PROMISE TO UNDERLINE EVERY WORD OF THE WATCHTOWER WE ARE STUDYING AND LAST OF ALL I PROMISE TO LEAVE THE KINGDOM HALL LAST AND TO TAKE HOME ALL THE OLD BIDDIES.
THANK YOU
Comf Elder and Secretary.
ISP made elder this morning.
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then MS's
Ladies can apply too.
sorry..I meant wimmen. lol
