Oh I love these posts! LOLOL!!!
Yes it is true...that Jehovahs Witnesses unlike EXJWs, ALWAYS do their own research, never relying on one source, checking and cross checking against what the Bible says like the Bereans.
Yes it is true...that unlike EXJWs JWs never just BELIEVE all that they read in the Watch Tower Publications unquestioningly.
Yes...sigh..it is true...EXJWs spend their time WORTHLESSLY online talking about their old religion in NEGATIVE terms. But JWs ALWAYS speak of their old religions with nothing but LOVE and respect. The Watch Tower Publications are jam packed with articles delineating the positive and uplifting work of other churches in spreading the Good News.
Yes...oh my oh my...JWs NEVER go online and spend their time in worthless pursuit of criticizing and badgering people who used to be their brothers. Nope..nothing but LOVE and COMPASSION come off the fingertips of the Worldwide Brotherhood.
JWs never ever waste their time trying to convince other people that what they believe is untrue and that the JWs alone Own God.
Yes it is also true that JWs dont go to war. And of course NOBODY ever dies because of their beliefs by lack of life saving blood transfusions, or innoculations, or organ transplants, or by suicide from being disfellowshipped and losing their families. But by GOD they dont go to war...so they have to have the "truth."
No Jehovahs Witnesses are ever unhappy, depressed, suicidal, or have marital problems, or lack of education for good jobs or children that get involved with drugs nor do they have extramarital affairs or commit fornication or drink excessively. Of course all those articles about such things are meant for WORLDLY people only. Jehovahs Organization is a CLEAN organization. No such people exist within its walls.
All Elders are spirit appointed and are miraculously embued with the ability to solve ALL of lifes problems with just the touch of an Index. Nothing is beyond their capabilities. Their wives can be trusted implicity with even the deepest personal secrets. Wives of elders are NEVER told of what happens in judicial committee meetings.
There is no power structure within the organization. All people are equal. No one gets punished for not doing enough hours in the field service as this is...after all...voluntary.
The Society encourages...and yes LEADS the congregations by example...when being charitable to ALL human beings. Disasters such as the floods in Houston will bring out the very BEST in the Jehovahs Witnesses who will set up relief for not only their OWN people but others who have suffered in this catastrophy.
Pedophiles within the Organization are not really Jehovahs Witnesses at all...when they are caught they are disfellowshipped and the authorities are informed at once. All prior knowledge of that person is disavowed.
I could go on...but Im tearing up here...ney...crying. [:*(]