To the Guy after the second son,
: Answer the following questions by marking true or false:
Ok! I'll take that dare before I foist it off on some dumb-dubbies!
: 1. C.T. Russell and the Bible students believed Christ would return in 1914?
Of course he did. Look, if Christ could return invisibly in 1874 then why in-the-hell couldn't he return invisibly in 1914? And if the "saints" could be invisibly resurrected in 1878 when why-in-the hell couldn't they be invisibly resurrected in 1918? Duh!
: 2. The Golden Age (now Awake) repeatable extolled the virtues of aluminum cookware?
Of course they did, and they were among the first to also report the severe damage caused by many germs and bacteria and stood at the vanguard of extolling the virtues of vaccinations, organ transplants and modern science. Just read their stuff and you'll see God's hand in every word. Certainly Jehovah had a hand in their work at that time. Heck, they were the first to promote the indisputable fact that the heart is the seat of all of our emotions. Any dummy should have figured that out, but the society took the risk or going against the demonized scientists of the day to write the truth about those things.
: 3. Russell was a Greek scholar?
Yes he was. He knew exactly three letters of the Greek alphabet and that's a lot more than Fred Hall knows.
: 4. Fred Franz was a Rhodes scholar?
Yes he was. The Rhodes Foundation accepted his first submittal, which included critical information necessary for him to qualify, namely, his name, address and the fee necessary for them to evaluate his name and address.
: Underline the statement that correctly completes the following sentences:
: 1. JF Rutherford predicted the return of the “Princes” in (1918, 1925, 1975)?
JF Rutherford predicted the return of the “Princes” in (1918, 1925, 1975)?
That was EASY! Give me something difficult!
: 2. Fred Franz predicted the end of the world (years and decades, centuries, weeks or months) after the end of 1975?
He had at least two or three dozen MORE predictions in the works. Then he died and his bad dressing habits died with him. Pity.
: 3. J.F. Rutherford had a residence called (Beth’ el, Beth-Sarim, Beth-Shan)? (No, the out-house was not called Beth-Shittah...Insight Book page 305)
Idiot. Those homes were called "Beth Drunks" and "Beth Drunks II" which in Hebrew means "Beth Drunks" and "Beth Drunks II." Joe liked women by the name of "Beth."
: 4. The “Generation” of Mathew 24:34 is (all of the people age 15 and over in 1914, all of the people born in or prior to 1914, everybody who has ever lived since 1914 and is still alive now and in the future)?
All of the above and more.
: 5. The Great Pyramid if Gizeh is (God’s stone Witness, predicted the coming of Armageddon in 1914, predicted the coming of Armageddon in 1915)?
Yes it did. There was an earthquake and it shifted two pyramid-inches. Don't you khow ANYTHING?
: 6. The men of Sodom will ( be resurrected, not be resurrected, will live or die depending on the tacking of the holy spirit)?
Yes they will. No they won't. What part of that do you not understand. It is as simple as pie, yet for some is quite "spiritually deep."
Geeesh. That was too easy.
Farkel