I FINALLY got to discuss with my dub wife, my feelings about my daughter not allowing me to see my grandkids because I'm DFed. Wow.
Gumby
by ScoobySnax 41 Replies latest jw friends
I FINALLY got to discuss with my dub wife, my feelings about my daughter not allowing me to see my grandkids because I'm DFed. Wow.
Gumby
in the last 24 hours......how about almost getting in a wreck w/ an old guy, speeding around and flipping him off, then racing a hot girl and beating her car, then almost getting in another wreck with another old guy pulling in front of me, then i cut him off, there's a cop, i make a sharp turn into mcdonalds and go take a poopy so i don't have to get a ticket. does that work?
Last night I started reading a book that caught my eye some time ago. It's called "Is Religion Really What You Think It is?" The author is of Jewish background and on the second page talks about his father buying a book from a door-to-door salesman. The book came with a title called "Watchtower". I think he was quite young at the time so probably confused the rag with an actual book. So far, a funny but quality read!
carmel
I've been working nightshift in a segregation unit of a maximum security prison.
http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/docs/csc991.html
0345hrs I was walking past the cells and one of the doors swung open..... It was an empty cell but that didn't stop me panicing for a bit(Understatement of the year!) The lock was sprung open because it was getting repainted and had just been pushed to instead of shut properly. The weird thing is it takes quite a wind to push open a 2 inch thick steel door, and there was no wind here last night.
Oh, and I got a drunken email from someone proposing because it was 29th Feb!!!!!
The weird thing is it takes quite a wind to push open a 2 inch thick steel door, and there was no wind here last night.
.really...no wind you say?....lets just rewind here..........Gadget buys Indian feast...........eats it all...............ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
.....a proposal from a drunk? what kind of women do you mix with ?
My terminally ill JW relative called for the first time in a couple of months last night and told my husband that he was tired and that he wanted to bury the hatchet with a member of my non-JW family. That's a good thing.
CG
I went to register for my college classes and was told that my identity could not be confirmed. My student aid was on hold until my transcripts arrived and could be verified. Looks like I'm going to have to wait until July now to start school.
I'm wondering if it has anything to do with an incedent that happened over a year ago, when I was taken into police custody because my name popped on an NCIC bulliten as "criminal alien, armed and dangerous". Some one had stolen my identity, was using my name and social, and pulling strongarm robberies up and down the east coast. I was detained until the FBI faxed a picture of the guy to the local police station.
Thunder ===]>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I heard from a friend of mine who wants to come and visit me in May, while I was making my first homemade brownie ice cream fudge cake, which was waaaay better than restaurant fare, and I wonder why I didn't start making them years ago:) I'm not sure if that's one or two things, but they happened simultaneously.
I'm wondering if it has anything to do with an incedent that happened over a year ago, when I was taken into police custody because my name popped on an NCIC bulliten as "criminal alien, armed and dangerous".
wow- some things make more sense now !!
Seriously though Chris-sorry you have to wait until July to start school !!
Thanks for the inquries. & NO I wasnt drunk!!!! But I have visitors coming at one. Then after they leave I am going to the hospital. I think I have a fractured pelvis( ok, no smart remarks it is ruddy painful besides the wrist....I did call the hospital & described my pains & that is what they thought it might be. Sorry to "steal the thread/