You might be an apostate if you attend an Apostafest and afterwards watch the "Ten Commandments" and see the similarities of the Apostaparty and Moses coming down the mountainside and laugh your ass off (after shaking the heebeegeebies)
You Might Be An Apostate if..........( pure fluffy fun) : )
by LyinEyes 36 Replies latest jw friends
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LyinEyes
I worry about that basement,,,,,,,,,so Silence of the Lambs/ Jodie Foster, kind of thing....yikes.
Scoot,,,,,,,,hey hon,, lol you know" there was all kind of revelry going on, and every sort of lasciviousness going on" ,,,,,I never forget that phrase..(.sumpin like that.)...sounds like a party to me!!!!!!!!! In that movie I always was in total love/lust with John Derek, Joshua.........., and wanted to be his g/f the one who got tied up to the golden calf!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gawd help me I have been bad since I was 8 or 9 at least............... I need to repent..........repent......maybe next year..........hehe.
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Steve Lowry
Just kidding about the basement thing. Uh, excuse me now, I have to go throw some more lime on the ground downstairs (basement). Boo haha!
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little witch
OMG Jared! I thought I was the only one! LOL
(Welcome to the board BTW)
That is just to funny. I remember tearing off pages from the index, so as to escape notice. LOL.
After all, those bibles had to last us a long time.
Nice smokablility, those.
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flower
You might be an Apostate if you actually WANT Jw's to come to your door. I havent had any come yet, cant wait till they do though...
"Yes, I'm interested, come on in, I've got a few questions for ya"
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LyinEyes
LOL Flower,,,,,,,,,,,you are on fire girl, that is a good one . I was talking to two friends , just getting to know them and they both said they studied with the witnesses for awhile. They knew the books and she said "they call them brothers right"? lol, yeah that was what I was I told her.
She said the same thing you did.........she will gladly let them come in the door,,,,,,,but first they have to answer her questions.......lol.
My hubby did this at the walmart parking lot in a town he didnt know anyone.......the brother was giving his presentation ,,,,,and my hubby was going along with it for a good long time. The brother probably was drooling at the thought of a possible bible student. THEN.........my hubby lowered the boom on him with questions about 1975,,,,,,,,,then child abuse scandle...........when the brother couldnt defend the JW's ,,,,,,,,he just walked off in a huff.
I can tell you the JW's are scarrrrrrrd to come to our door.......we might accidently get a knock from someone new who moves in town , but I bet they will be warned to stay away from us. Good,,,,,,,,, I dont like being woke up .........anyway.......
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Valis
Your definition of Field Service is a roll in the hay..
SIncerely,
District Overbeer