This is just so darling! Me and LT Schizm are lovers again and we've decided to band together against Alan and Farkel and prove to them they don't know diddly bout fruitpickin.......the dumb bastards!
LT, I don't think your question as to why Eve and hubby didn't quickly eat of the tree of life when they sensed guilt would be hard to understand from a believers perspective.
Were I bible believer, I could see how god could have prevented that even though the scriptures do not mention the details of it. Besides.....they ran off and hid like a kid who just hit a baseball through dads garage window and didn't even think of taking time to grab a few life fruits off the tree......they were afraid!
Soon as god saw they ran off, he cornered them in the back 40 and asked them why they were hiding their pee pee's. Adam, like a good man, passed the buck and blamed the wife, god knew he was full of crap, then ran their arses out of the garden and put hanz and fronz in front of the arch bricked mexican adobe entrance they had to go through to enter.......the garden had big walls around it....remember?
I hope this answers suffices till Schizm gets back from the San Francisco 20 mile gay march this week. ( just kidding schizm.....ya fruity bastard!)
Gumby