Your story in 3 sentences or less....... (page 7)

onacruse

Gumby:

Born a JW.
Raised a JW.
These two are to close to the same. You have to pick another one.

OK, then, how about: Born a JW. Swallowed the whole shebang--hook, line, sinker, boat, dock, and processing plant?

gumby

Now that sounds better

Gumby

dh

what a set of bastards

JH

A friend brought me to the troof when I was in my mid 20's. I have no family there.

I never liked the dub lifestyle because it's man made and not biblical and too demanding.

I quit going since a few years because I'm unhappy there, with these false friends and false prophecies.

GentlyFeral

Recruited in 1973 by a cute boy who showed me "the meek shall inherit the earth." Married him the day before my baptism.

Finally realized, in 1995, that I was being penalized for living by the Golden Rule. Left and took the cute boy with me.

OK, 4 sentences, but dig the parallelism!

GentlyFeral

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

My story is only as it relates to my knowledge of, and experience with religion. Like most others, 'my story' is made up of many varied aspects.

1. Non religious childhood and youth.

2. Semi-religious lifestyle with the dubs until I lost interest and realised that the real life was passing me by at a rapid rate as long as remained associated with any religious organisation.

3. Now totally, utterly, inexhaustably, irrevocably, unapologetically, unreservedly, shamelessly, and proudly irreverant, and both anti and irreligious.

cheeses. Reflecting solemnly.