Going under "the knife" in about 6 and a half hours.

by gumby 90 Replies latest jw friends

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    I knew you had the balls to do it...at least once.

    Don't worry Gumby and to ease the pain rub a little A5-35 on your Gumsack to sooth the pain, if you can't find that Tigerbalm will do.

    That's sucks when someone shaves you huh, at least you had a female nurse, I had a guy that was as nervous as me. Gave real meaning to the song...What do you do with a drunken Sailor, shave his nuts with a rusty razor!

  • Puternut
    Puternut

    Gumball,

    You baby bastard. You know you loved the blondie shaving thing, and you were all doped up. What the heck are you complaining about?

    Puternut

  • nilfun
    nilfun
    Men just love being babied ...don't they?

    awww ...

    Get well soon, Gumby.

  • outoftheorg
    outoftheorg

    HI THERE GUMBY.

    GLAD TO HEAR IT ALL WENT WELL. SOME OF THOSE ANISTHEOLOGISTS "SP??? WILL ADD ANOTHER THAT CAUSES AMNESIA. HAD THAT DONE TWICE, IT IS REALLY WIERD.

    TAKE IT EASY AND LAY AROUND FOR A WHILE. BY THE WAY, NOW IS THE TIME TO DO THE POOR ME THING AND GET ALL KINDS OF HUGS AND ATTENTION. DONTCHA LOVE IT?

    I HAD A RATHER INTERESTING THING WITH A FEMALE NURSE ALSO. SHE WAS PROBABLY 20 OR 21 AND NEAR SIGHTED. GET THE PICTURE? I WOKE UP TO HER PRESENCE.

    SOME DAY WHEN I GET THE NERVE, I WILL POST IT ALL.

    GOOD TO SEE YOU BACK AND OK.

    Outoftheorg

  • gumby
    gumby
    That's sucks when someone shaves you huh, at least you had a female nurse

    Shotbastard....I forgot to add ,this female nurse didn't even try to see my wang. She was really good about that. She made sure she had the sheet/blanket covering my goodies and was able to do the job without seeing my shrinkage. Tha't right dammit...."SHRINKAGE". All guys get shrinkage when they know their going to be examined...........don't they? I suppose that little skank whore nurse who was in there assisting the doc while I was out saw my wang though.....I didn't think bout that......the little bastardette!

    Putternutbal,

    I know what ya mean about having drugs and a blonde, but this was more like having a knife to your throat while makin love.....it just wasn't the same.

    Dano.......I'm only doin situps for now..lol

    Gumby

  • outnfree
    outnfree

    Wow, Gumby!

    I only read this a few minutes ago and got to be anxious and then relieved in the space of 3-4 minutes! Glad to know you made it through the surgery and are home being coddled. Best wishes for a speedy recovery!

    outnfree

  • Puternut
    Puternut
    I forgot to add ,this female nurse didn't even try to see my wang

    Ya think she really wanted to see your little green gummy worm?

    Puternut

  • Perry
    Perry

    Glad thigs got sewed up ok Gumby!

    Wishing you a full and speedy recovery!

  • patio34
    patio34

    Gumby, you're hilarious! Glad you're back home and up to good humor!

    Get all well soon!

    Pat

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    Heal well and quickly ya rubbery barstard.

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