I knew you had the balls to do it...at least once.
Don't worry Gumby and to ease the pain rub a little A5-35 on your Gumsack to sooth the pain, if you can't find that Tigerbalm will do.
That's sucks when someone shaves you huh, at least you had a female nurse, I had a guy that was as nervous as me. Gave real meaning to the song...What do you do with a drunken Sailor, shave his nuts with a rusty razor!