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DannyBear

Hey you bastard.....didn't ya know they offer a local applied gingerly or by Gingerly, in the softest locale available????

In your case that would be your head. You big softie.

Glad to hear you didn't lose any appendages.

Take care.

Danny

Well I'll be @#X%!!! Gumby, I just noticed this thread. You no sooner get out of one tight spot than you're right back into another one. *LOL* Glad that you're okay, and the healing process has begun.

Schizm

bikerchic

Ahh a day in the life of Gumby, or Gumby goes to the hospital.....

Hours before he goes to the hospital Gumby's kickin' it with his buds....

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Shortly after he gets to the hospital he's shown the needle!

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He begins to float away into nana land, a drug induced haze........

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After a successful operation Mrs. Gumby drives him home......

She feeds him her famous Lemon Curry: MRS. GUMBY'S
LEMON CURRY!

We're so glad you stopped by!

MRS GUMBY'S LEMON CURRY is a product for which the WHOLE WORLD has been waiting, for it will cure almost any ailment of Man or Beast. It is good for Gumps, Gollyweasles, Knacks, Drops, the Cold Robbies, Lackanookie, the Mexican Two-Step, Creeping Macarenas, and Whacks.

It will also rid your home of flies, wasps and Jehovah's Witnesses.

Taken regularly, it is a specific for Women's Ailments, and ends Cramps and Colic in small children.

Demetrius Kerpivnick, of Antbreath, OK, says:

"I take MRS GUMBY'S LEMON CURRY regularly at every meal, and I have not had a problem with my ingrown toenail for fifteen years. My dog likes it, too."

Arnold Farstenschlepper, of Fessbinder in Co. Cork Ireland, says:

"I love MRS GUMBY'S LEMON CURRY. It forms a major part of my diet, along with small pieces of wood, string, and the occasional pebble for roughage. It keeps me regular."

With lots of TLC from Mrs. Gumby and pleanty of rest and relaxation.....

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at last Gumby has to return to work and all is well in Gumbo land!

Never THE END.........!

he,hee hope you enjoyed the story Gumby and I'm happy to hear the operation was successful and you are on your way to mending and being your cranky 'ol self, we love ya!

Kate and Craig

FMZ

Hmmm... so you get a free shave when you have an op down there? I'd pay good money to have a hot little blonde in a nurses outfit shave my goods. I dunno why... just seems kinky.

Glad to hear you are ok buddy. Get well quickly, cause I'm not gonna baby your doped up ass in Dallas...

FMZ

Sassy

Nice to hear you made it home in once piece Gumby... AND that you let us know.. so we didn't worry overly much!!

LyinEyes

Katie, that was so cute......

avishai

OK, I'm sorry, I kinda lied. Today will probably be ok. Tomorrow is gonna hurt like a bitch. It did w' me anyway. Whatever ya do, gumbo, don't smoke. Can't cough, much anyway. And you'll walk kinda bent over for awhile. But then it'll be ok. Also, take it easy for even longer than the doc tells you to. Love, avi.

gumby

Wow....I've never had so much attention here! I woke up at 1:30 am in the morning ....after snoozin a big part of the day and evening, and came here......of course Thanks for all the laughs.....it truely IS good medicine.

Avishai was correct....when I woke up early this morning at 1:30....... yow !!!!!!! Stings like a badog! I thought it was going to be a piece of cake throughout the day with a little bit of soreness . I didn't realise how long the drugs lasted that they gave me there. I suppose day 3 will all be good.

I learned something though. Ya know how they say generic medicine is as good as name brand medicine? I don't think that applies to Vicodin. My wife didn't specify generic and they gave her name brand.Big difference!

Thanks for all the lovins.

Katie........that was great!

Gumby

Brummie

Good to see everything went well Gumby, didnt see this thread until now. Hope its all worth it.

Brummie

Sunnygal41

Gumby!! My baby boy!!! I didn't realize you had to have surgery! Just found this thread! Awwwww, honey, hope you are not too sore? I had surgery for a problem down around that area myself about 5 years ago..........they gave me 100 percocets to take home with me.........I took one and felt soooo awful, nauseated, etc........I ended up taking extra strength Tylenol, which took care of any residual discomfort..........needless to say, I was up within a couple days, stripping wallpaper! Maybe we women are just geared to deal with pain better? I don't know..........anyhoo, take care of yourself.........cuz I love ya, ya bastad!

Terri

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