Deleted's Top Five Poll #1 - What would you get disfellowshipped for today?

by Deleted 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Dubs don't get dfd for masterbation. I should know, because i confessed it ... a few times.

    SS

  • avishai
    avishai

    Satanus, seriously?

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    I would not get df'd cuz I would not tell...... I'd end up not going to the meetings and tell them to mind their own damn business.

    Voting

    Smoking

    Sex

    Over drinking

    Holidays and Birthdays

    Loving my daughter more than JW's and telling them that in a heartbeat, I'd get blood, give blood and authorize blood transfusions for me and my gal.

  • Stefanie
    Stefanie
    I should know, because i confessed it ... a few times.

    That must have been embarassing.

  • Shutterbug
    Shutterbug

    1. associating with and eating with disfellowhsipped people , a whole room full of them at the recent aposta-chili-fest in Dallas

    2. celebrating holidays , Christmas, New years, love candy easter eggs.

    3. Posting here

    4. Voting 5. Having a bit too much to drink on occasion. 6. Celebrating Birthdays 7 Consorting with Valis' stuffed smurf (is that a dfing offence ? Hanging with Valis probaly is.)

    8. Wife had a blood transfusions with my blessings.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Steph

    Yup

    Av

    Yah, i added it to some other confessional stuff when i returned, after some teenage philandering.

    SS

  • L_A_Big_Dawg
    L_A_Big_Dawg

    Gambling

    Smoking

    Drunkenness

    Marijuana

    Fornication

    Adultery (sad to admit)

    Attending and getting baptized in a Pentecostal church

    Becoming a lay-minister in said church

    Reading "apostate" literature

    I think that's enough

  • ohiocowboy
    ohiocowboy

    I would have to ask myself, after everything and everyone I do....What WOULDN'T I get disfellowshipped for!!!

  • GentlyFeral
    GentlyFeral

    Well, let's see, y'all know about the

    • Medical cannabis use
    • Exotic love life
    • Idolatry and magic
    • Christmas frolicking

    but have I mentioned the

    • blood donation (what an ethical rush!)
    • voting
    • Marching in gay pride parades (but no more; the words "gay pride" make my feet hurt)
    • Sermon preached in a UU church ("Emma Goldman, Pray for me: a meditation on the mystery of courage". Unfortunately the text is long since lost)
    • total lack of belief in the Bible or anything remotely resembling Judaeo-Christian cosmology or theology
    • oh, and my daughter's upcoming 21st birthday celebration!

    In short, I try to earn a new disfellowshipping once or twice a year.

    GentlyFeral

  • ApagaLaLuz
    ApagaLaLuz

    Not a God-damn thing. Unlike you heathens I am a perfect angel http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001

    (okay well maybe for using God's name in vain :) )

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