What makes marraiges last (page 9)

shotgun

Damn all of you Toilet Paper Natzi's

How can a man ever relax in the John with all this pressure!

gumby

Shotgun....just pinch your loaf and be quiet....will ya?

Men tend to analyze, and try and fix a problem, when that's not what's needed in that situation. That's why women prefer to talk to other women

EJW b vitamin 12 has been reading John Grays little miracle book. Being a listner is more important to a woman than a fixer. That's why women can't fix shit around the house! They only want you to listen how the shitters plugged up but they can't fix it! I'm still glad I'm from Mars. Venus people are too damn looney

Gumby

LittleToe

Ok, ok, I stretched the point a bit.
I only have black socks, but I bundle them elastic out (it's just technique ).
However all this talk of OCD has made me want to go grade them by shade...

gumby

I only have black socks, but I bundle them elastic out

Yeah whatever. What I want to know is,... do you fold your thongs with the "used side" out.....or in? EEEEEewwwwwww!

Gumby

Doubtfully Yours

My mother said to me....

A man wants a mother in the morning...

A man wants a friend throughout the day...

A man wants a skilled prostitute at night.

Be all those things to a man and you got a man for life!

So far, she's right!!! Even when we disagree in the religion and children issue. I still got him eating out of my hands!

DY

Undaunted Danny

The Ten Commandments of Marriage

Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. - But so again are thunder and
lightning.

Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!

Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating.

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of
one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts
when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you
finish.

Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical,
and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9.
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wife
treats husband like toxic waste.

Commandment 10.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Bonus Commandment story.
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over,
made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish
too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"

Your's truly;Undaunted Danny [never married 'witnessed' whole lotta failed marriages]

Princess

Larry

Luck! This is my 18th year of marriage, and I must say it was LUCK that I met my wife. I didn't do any thing special, It just worked out that way. I'm glad it happened that way. Although it was luck that we met, it was/is much work that keeps it together. I can't imagine a realationship with anyone else.

I hate to admit it, but if I wasn't in the BORG none of this would have been possible. So I guess the BORG is good for something.

Big Ups to the BORG, but you still SUCK!

Peace - LL : )

Sassy

well at least you have something good out of it... Glad yours is a strong and long one Larry.

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