Do you think God would mind if you called him an @sshole??

by frankiespeakin 39 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    Now I don't know if there is a "God",,but if there was one,, would he get mad like the jehovah in the bible if you slighted him in some way??

    I know many people are afraid to call down evil on jehovah or jesus,,they feel god might hurt them in some way if they take up his name in a less than respectful way. I personal would not be inclind to view "God" to be like that at all.

    If this God made everything in existance he must have intelligence that is vastly greater than ours,,He certainly wouldn't have the same emotions as us,,like fear,,anxiety,etc...they would only get in the way of good clear judgements,,and screw thing up for him just like they do to us sometimes.

    To think that this 'God" would get angry at us for blaming him for something and calling him names is rediculous,,example: Would you get mad at an earthworm because it didn't like you,,or because he swore at you when you stepped on his nieghborhood ant hill?? You could careless what this earthworm said or felt,,am I right?? You might use him for fish bait,,but not because he cursed you,,any curses from him mean next to nothing to you,,you're just going fishing and there he is,, fish bait'' you wouldn't do it in retailiation,,unless you were a total wacko.

    So why should we be afraid to go tell this "God" to go f#ck himself,,every once in a while,,hey you never know he might like it.LOL

  • Stefanie
    Stefanie

    Ohh Frankie....Hugs....

    If he is the god of the bible. He would light your sh*t on fire babe.

  • iiz2cool
    iiz2cool
    So why should we be afraid to go tell this "God" to go f#ck himself,,every once in a while

    I did it a few times. I still exist, for now anyway.

    Walter

  • gitasatsangha
    gitasatsangha

    you'd be telling that to yourself, without knowing. you might even hurt your feelings.

  • ezekiel3
    ezekiel3

    If you believe that God is has a distinct personality, I would then have to ask which Jehovah OT or NT?

    If you believe in a loving God as symbolized by a parent, then the answer is no. Has your child ever said "I hate you" or disrespected you? Did you stop loving your child? Were you secure enough as a parent to realize your child needed more at that time instead of "retribution" or "distruction"?

    However, you might stand back and consider that as a part of God's creation you are also a part of God, part of the body of God. In that sense, have you become the @sshole of God?

  • Sirius Dogma
    Sirius Dogma
    hey you never know he might like it

    LOL!@#

    well, depends which god you are talking about the god of the NT or the god of the OT.

    The OT god would have smitted your ass with lighting bolts before the words finished leaving your lips.

    The NT god would have likely forgived you for saying it beforet the words finished leaving your lips.

    in general I don't think he(she, it) would care. and neither would puff the magic dragon.

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    This is a nice epiphany to have; takes away alot of that "fear of god" crap. It's all about anthropomorphism, but as long as you're anthropomorphising, why not do it in civilized terms, as opposed to getting into the mind of ancient Jewish patriarchs, who would indeed go "old testement" on an earthworm for a percieved slight.

    If I can forgive my fellow man their slights and injuries to me, then god can certainly do the same, and do so perfectly, thank you very much. And if he can't, f*ck'm!

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Sometime, when you are really angry about something, go to a really big rock and start cursing it. For as long as you can, yell insults at it. Is the rock getting upset? Is it reacting?

    'God' may notice. But, being infintely more than a big rock, do you think 'god' would get upset? Would 'god' react?

    SS

  • Undaunted Danny
    Undaunted Danny
    bendover3.jpg (77482 bytes) click on here for larger version
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    Bend over Jehovah!
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    If the Jehovah is a Jinn really exist he can only kill me once.

  • Undaunted Danny
    Undaunted Danny

    People imitate the god that they worship.Sooo,I know exactly what the Jehover is like.[James 3:15]

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