Do you think God would mind if you called him an @sshole?? (page 4)

LittleToe

Sure, I'll correct you, since you ask

IMHO the bible writers attempted to interpret and explain that which occured in their environment.
The bible, itself, shares with us the fact that they didn't always get that right.

LT, of the "faith in Christ, not bible / religion / man" class

Back to the thread title, whether or not we mind if someone calls us an @sshole or not is a different matter from whether or not we do something about it.
I suspect (though can't be sure) that He probably feels a similar way.
(e.g. How did Jesus react to his opposers?)

frankiespeakin

LT.

Sure, I'll correct you, since you ask

I allways liked your wit.

IMHO the bible writers attempted to interpret and explain that which occured in their environment.
The bible, itself, shares with us the fact that they didn't always get that right.

So then the Bible is not inspired at all by god just a bunch of human trying to explain things they know nothing about.

LT, of the "faith in Christ, not bible / religion / man" class

Is this a christ of your imagination???Since it come not from the bible or man.

onacruse

God created anuses; it's part of what He is.

frankiespeakin

On,

I agree,,hey if god made assholes they serve a very good purpose, I'm glad I got one.

Maybe the universe is one big asshole in design and we get shited out into another one when we die.. Our asshole is just a small scale of the universe and god.

LittleToe

LOL - I love your wit, too, especially when it's inoffensive

The bible adds other descriptions of the one that I met.
Why do you think he's merely imagination? Simply because you haven't met him?

As for inspiration. Don't you think that painters are inspired when they paint a landscape?

frankiespeakin

LT,

The bible adds other descriptions of the one that I met.
Why do you think he's merely imagination? Simply because you haven't met him?

How does the bible add to the description,,if it is not true??

I think your christ since he is different from what the bible says,,then he must be from your imagination or mind.

But now you are you saying he appeared to you?? and that is how you know him?? At least that what I think your saying correct me if I'm wrong.

As for inspiration. Don't you think that painters are inspired when they paint a landscape?

Yes I think a painter is inspired by the things he sees and trys to convegh that on canvas,,so are you saying the bible was inspired the same way,,without god just,,human feeling put down in writing??

LittleToe

You're too busy trying to put words in my mouth to listen

I've nothing to add that I haven't already stated in the last couple of posts.
Laters - dinner awaits.....

frankiespeakin

LT,

And I think you are being elusive. So I'm trying to pin you down as to what you are actually saying,,that why I'm asking for clearification on you some what elusive statements.

willy_think

I don't think so, let's see...

Dear God,

You are an asshole. What is up with killing all the people? Don't you love us you piece of shit? Making your own son die for what? So he can be lord of everything, as far as I can see that makes him lord of the flies. He sucks too by the way. Forgive me for what asshole? if you do forgive then get on with it, if you don't oh well your will and all that do goody good bull shit.

Sincerely,

you know who I am asshole

Soledad

well, I just got off the phone with God and he said he doesn't mind one bit.

Then I started to ask him for a favor but the @sshole hung up on me.

Do you think God would mind if you called him an @sshole??

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