According to the bible.....what were birds made of?

by gumby 69 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • imallgrowedup
    imallgrowedup

    Perhaps the birds were formed from the (wet) dirt underneath the ocean floor!!!!!

    Can't accuse me of not thinking.... can ya?!!!

    growedup

    P.S. What a "deep" thought, huh?!!! LOL!!!

  • gumby
    gumby

    Steve, one side has more geese

    Shotbastard, you told me a male bee put's his stinger in his honey at night....that's all I remember, ......then you gave me more wine, I'm blank.

    Quotes....you smart bastard!....Quit makin me look stupid again, will ya? ( thanks for the info. dude )

    Allgrowedup.....you silly! The only fowl made from wet dirt was the magpie. Shotgun was made from sheepshit though.

    Gumbird

  • imallgrowedup
    imallgrowedup
    The only fowl made from wet dirt was the magpie

    Uh..... gumby! I think you've got your vowels mixed up here! (Do I gots ta teach ya everything?! ) LOL! I think the reference was to a MUDpie!!!!! LOL!

    Allgrowedup

    BTW - that is "imallgrowedup" to you! (I know how you just love those long screen names!)

    growedup

  • gumby
    gumby

    Growedup

    Gumby

  • imallgrowedup
    imallgrowedup

    OMG!!!! Is that sheepshit I see on your tongue?!!! (Watch out, Shotgun!!!)

    Just wondering....! LOL!

    growedup

  • Country_Woman
    Country_Woman

    That's why the wtbs does'nt support Darwinisme: to much confusing.

    And probably that too is the reason for not allowing the apocryf books (sp)

    Maybe all life did evolved out of waterorganism

    Is'nt that said in Gumby 5:8 ?

  • XQsThaiPoes
    XQsThaiPoes

    a large portion of genesis is a renterpetation of an egyptian creation myth.

    Notice how the world came to exist heaen and earth from the watery deep.

    In a bit of inrony rendering the holy spirit as gods active for is more correct in historical context because the god nun was the watery deep and was a brew of the forces of choas agitating the water.

  • Rabbit
    Rabbit

    Siwwy Gumby, even wabbits know boids are made from feathers !

  • avengers
    avengers

    LMAO.

    You guys (gals) are so full of

    hahahahah.......Andy.

  • shamus
    shamus

    Hilarious Gumby.... I think you've been smokin a little somethin', LOL!

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