Gumballmachinethatneverworks,
"And gumby was confused" Gumby 4:7
If ya just keep your nose out of the bible..... you wouldn't be confused !!!
Puternut
According to the bible.....what were birds made of?
by gumby 69 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Puternut
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gumby
Look at god flippin the bird to mom and dad! You can't trust a god who flips the bird to his kids to tell you if birds are made from water or dirt dammit! That bastard!Gumby
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shotgun
Still up Bro..wanna talk
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imallgrowedup
Well.... now we have the answer! MY god is not a black female wearing a red dress and adorned with wings! And MY God would never dream of flipping off the Universe! Perhaps YOUR God is... *whispers*... a.... fake!!!!
growedup
P.S. Have you brushed your teeth yet? I'm a bit downwind from ya, and quite frankly..... you need to do something about it - quick like!!! LOL!
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shamus
Good god, if that's paradise I'd rather be dead. Worms eating my head.
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FMZ
Birds are made from chicken and .
FMZ
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shamus
What do they do for fun after the 'angel' leaves? Walk around the efin' woods all day????
Adam: "Duh, wow... there's another animal."
Eve: "Yes, it is beautiful. I shall call it a Sloth..."
Whoopityfreakin' doo dah!
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imallgrowedup
Andy,
You guys (gals) are so full of
hahahahah.......Andy.
Are you trying to insinuate that we are all full of big, brown phallic symbols?!! Personally, I fear that Gumby would take offense to that.... you better run while you can!!! (If he caught you, he just might beat you over the head with it! Can you imagine trying to 'splain that to the emergency room doc?!!!) LOL!
Shamus - Dude! Long time, no see! Where ya been hiding?! Welcome back!
growedup
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gumby
Shotgun, actually I was headin back to bed. I had to pee, have a smoke, and check in on you bastards to make sure you guys weren't slaughtering this thread. Guess I woke up to late
Gumkeeper
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Kenneson
Where's Elsewhere the thread killer when you need him?
Look at god flippin the bird to mom and dad! You can't trust a god who flips the bird to his kids to tell you if birds are made from water or dirt dammit! That bastard!