According to the bible.....what were birds made of?

by gumby 69 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • peacefulpete
    peacefulpete

    Gumby... the 'Documentary Hypothesis' has much value in explaining the doublets and change in style and vocabulary found in the OT. While debate about the details will likely always exist (and this is good) basically the hypothesis suggests 4 primary contributors to the Pentetuch and History narratives. The oldest being a 9th-13th century BC composition called E for Elohist. It is debated whether such a document existed or was the compilation from various early written and oral traditions. It is felt this was from the Northern kingdom of Israel. The Yahwist (J) form the south in Judah had many parallel stories with minor differences. An 8th century Levite seems to have gathered the two sources. and found them useful to create an illusion of Davidic lineage and tradition. Later a 5-6th century Priest (P) added furthur traditions including a varient creation story. At least 1 if not more redactors (R) tried to edit the mess into a narrative.

  • gumby
    gumby

    Hey Pete, thanks for the info.

    Since it's believed that Genesis chap. 1 is from the same writer (if it is), then how does one explain Gen. Chap1, verses 3 & 14? This is the luminary discrepancy that differs on the day they were created. Would the same writer make a mistake so close together?

    Gumby

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Charles gumwin

    Birds are made of feathers, rubber bands, and a pecker You rubbery bastard.

    SS

  • gumby
    gumby

    SS....... but do they have lips?

    Hey....what's with the name change, you satan worshippin bastard?!!!!!

    Gumby

  • iiz2cool
    iiz2cool

    The only birds I'm interested in are plucked, stuffed with wild rice, and roasted with a nice orange glaze.

    Walter

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Archeogumbologist

    what's with the name change

    I found cheeses.

    SS

  • Bubbamar
    Bubbamar

    Gumby - I love it!

    Thanks for adding proof to my theory that the bible was written by a schizophrenic!

  • Sentinel
    Sentinel

    Hummm, guess it means there were at least two god's doing some creating on this planet, and at least two accounts of creation in Genesis.

    "....and god said 'it is good for man to be confused' and so the bible was written".

    /<

  • Valis
    Valis

    eh just read the Gumbook of Gumbible Stories...everything will be a clear as a crystal Gumball...

    and don't forget to color in the lines dammit!

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Kaethra
    Kaethra

    Shotgun - we all know that storks bring babies! Do you know what kind of bird keeps the babies away though?

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