If the Catholic Church had something like a C/O position I'd go for it in a heart beat when I retire. Can you imagine...my $2000 a month retirement check...plus that envelope from each congregation...I'd be living LARGE.
Yeru the C.O... wow... now that's a picture I'll never get out of my head... Wow...
I tried to picture it. And now I'm trying desperately to STOP picturing:
1.) Having to go out in service in formation.
2.) Live fire magazine demonstrations.
3.) Training to kill a man with a reasoning book alone.
4.) Coffee breaks... in Baghdad.
5.) The pledge of allegiance replaces the opening song.
6.) Using spy satellites to see if neighboring congregations are "fudging" their time reports.
7.) JC's feature pushups, extra laps, and kitchen duty.
8.) "Friends, I see that our donations to the Theocratic Carrier Battle Group Fund are a little below par."
9.) The only circuit overseer in a Humvee.
10.) This week's talk: How to get around conversation stoppers at the door by using these simple interrogation techniques.