having fun with Robert (page 3)

VeniceIT

"I see dumb people EVERYWHERE

And they don't know they're dumb"

Ven

"I'm not a Troll I'm NOT!!!'

seven006

>>>Unfortunately it appears as if you are suffering the lingering effects of brain damage from having inhaled the toxic fumes of vaporized ink! / You Know<<<

ROBERT BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!

You were gone for so long I thought you had died and gone to heaven!

How you doing pal? I'm sure glad you decided to come back and play with me, I'm really starting to like you. Now on the subject of toxic fumes from printing ink I certainly appreciate your concern for my possible brain damage but I don't think I have much to worry about, I got tuns of brain cells left to play with. But, since I know you're concerned I have to tell you that the ink in itself isn't much of a worry for me. The black ink is primarily made up of good old carbon, very similar to the carbon that your body is made up of. Ya know "from dust you came to dust you'll go" kind of thing.

The binder that is used to keep all the little particles of carbon together (depending on brand) is made up for an extract from seaweed. It's used as a thickener as well as a binder. Some older brands of black ink did indeed have a few nasty solvents in them but in acceptable amounts according to the NABS national association of bible smokers. Most of the solvents used to clean the ink off the rollers is definitely quite toxic but they clean them little rollers off pretty good before they smear the ink on them again for another printing. You are actually expose to more damaging toxins walking around breathing the air in New York City or even Brooklyn than you are smoking bible pages. I also practiced safe smoking in that I waited until I was in the white space in between sentences to inhale. So I hope this puts your mind to ease a little, using bible pages to roll joints with is really quite safe. You are so sweet to be concerned about my health.

I usually am not interested in discussing bible stuff with people because (as you know) most people have no clue about what the're talking about, but I have some real confidence in you so I'm going to stick my neck out and ask you a few questions. I am going to start with one that I have asked several Christians and have never received one single answer back. This one seems to baffle them. I'm counting on you to finally break the record of failure and be the first one to give me a straight answer. If you can't answer it then I'll know you don't know all you think you do. That would make me very sad. I would ask MDS but he seems to be more of a prophet then a researcher.

OK, her it goes. On the very heated subject about sex and homosexuality I have one question concerning a certain group of people. What is the scriptural standing on sexual preference in relation to hermaphrodites? They are born with both sex organs, male and female as well as both testes and ovaries. The hermaphrodite birth rate is a lot higher then most people want to believe.

What does the bible say about the proper sexual relationship among hermaphrodites? Would they be considered homosexual if they had sex with someone having the same sex organ as they do? Will they still be committing a sin if they did? Are they a mistake on gods part? Do they have a proper choice in the sex of a partner they feel they should be with? Should they have a choice in what sexual organ to have surgically removed so as to determine a gender? Should they even have something that they were born with and is not a health hazard removed? If god only created the two separate genders male and female where did the hermaphrodites come from and why doesn't god mention them?

OK, Robert, there is my first question. I'm counting on you buddy. I honestly would like an answer on this one. No one else could ever enlighten me on this matter. If you can't or will not answer this question I will know you do not have all the answers as you claim and neither does the bible. BTW, the word hermaphrodite doesn't exist in one single little sentence in the whole bible so that might make your answer finding a bit of a challenge for you. I'll still consider you my buddy but I will just shake my head in shame every time you state that us apostates have noting to teach you.

I'll be waiting right here for your answer.

Admit it now Robert, isn't this a little fun?

Your new pal,

Dave

think41self

Dave,

OMG, you are cracking me up with this thread. I think you might make a friend of Booby before you are done. And please don't hold your breath waiting for an answer to the hermaphrodite question...as you know...there isn't an answer.

And Copernicus...ROTFPMP

Tracy

You Know

On the question of hermaphrodites, Jesus noted that God make them in the beginning male and female. Not each creature male AND female, but rather each creature male OR female. Since genetic imperfection has come to dominate the race, unfortunately those who are both male and female are freaks of fallen human nature---just as those who are born with various other deformities. Interestingly, Jesus did note that some 'men are born eunuchs,' which I would suppose is on the other end of the spectrum from the hermaphrodite when it comes to being dealt a lousy genetic hand. But, the question that you raise is not really a question though of what sex they are---since they are apparently both. It doesn't necessarily require Solomon's wisdom to propose to divide the person in half to solve the problem. The question of which sex they are is irrelevant to the extent that the only way that any person can have a lawful sex life in God's eyes is if they are married to begin with. That would definitely present a problem to ones that are in that gender-blurring twilight zone. Seeing that a marriage union is the binding together in a life-long commitment of two human souls who are male and female, it would seem that hermaphrodites, by being both sexes are simultaneously neither sex, and as such, like the unfortunate eunuch, are not eligible for a legal marriage in God's eyes. Therefore the question of which sex they are seems to be a mute point. / You Know

seven006

Nice start on that one Robert but before I go any further I would like for you do give me the definition of the word "concubine" and give me gods feelings about them and anyone that may have sex with them out side of gods law that you stated concerning marriage.

After that I will respond to your response.

Thanks man, you are definitely showing some class.

Dave

Kinda like a chess game aint it?

RedhorseWoman

So, if a hermaphrodite JW, who feels that they are female should marry a brother, would they both be disfellowshipped for engaging in improper sex practices? Or vice versa, for a hermaphrodite who feels that they are male?

How would the committee be able to determine whether or not this should be considered immorality? Do you think they'd want to take a look?

seven006

One more quick one to add before you respond. I don't understand what you meant by "freaks of fallen human nature" with the emphases on the word "nature." Please explain.

Dave

seven006

TR,

tell your four year old little girl or boy that I can see some real potential artistically speaking in the art you have them do for this board. You should be proud. I just hope they have that great sense of humor their daddy has.

Keep your day job, ya goof ball. You crack me up!
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Horse Woman,

Stop following me around or I'll smack ya!
Big hug and kiss to one of my favorite people

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Prisca,

I am glad you are not offended. I will try harder next time. Thank you for calling me clever, most people just think I'm a little scary. I enjoyed talking to you in the chat room Saturday night. I'm sorry I had to go before you could answer my question about why you consider yourself a Christian. Have you ever read anything involving eastern philosophy? Have you looked at spirituality outside of the Christian way of thinking? Have you ever looked into philosophy, psychology or physics? I'm not trying to irritate or sway your thinking I'm just curious.

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"T" AKA "cat woman"

You know I live just to crack you up. What else do you expect from me? As Robert says, I'm a freak of fallen human nature. (no, I'm not a hermaphrodite so just shut the hell up)!

Big hug.

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Dave

digderidoo

lol@slayer layer....class, simply class

seven006

Think41self,

I love to use humor to get someone to think. Robert seems to be changing the questions I have presented to avoid giving a specific answer to them but I'll deal with that once he responds to my last few questions. I really do like the guy but I don't ever expect him to like me, being an evil waste of human flesh and all. I almost pointed out his grammatical error but that would be a little wimpy. I'm just having a little fun and learning more about him psychologically speaking. He's a real treat!

Dave

having fun with Robert

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