New Light----that's a no-no! Pharmakia is connected to the demons!
Say Something Jehovah's Witnessy........
by minimus 160 Replies latest jw friends
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M.J.
"It's wonderful to be one of Jehovah's people"
(GAG)
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minimus
"Jehovah's HAPPY people"
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minimus
"We never pass a collection plate like Christendom's churches........Would you like to donate to the worldwide work, the local congregation, the circuit assembly, the district convention, the circuit overseer, AND before you die, would you like to please leave us your estate, stocks, possessions and money"???
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Brummie
"It's wonderful to be one of Jehovah's people"
Oh fer gagging out loud!
Mini, you should have called this the "Conversation stoppers" thread.
Brummie
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simplesally
"I think we should arrange a get together, Honey."
"Yes, dear, but make sure to include some younger ones as well as the older ones. Everyone needs to be encouraged."
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one_ugly_time
We don't interprete the bible. Ours is the only literal translation.
I don't believe in pyramid schemes... ... are you sure you don't want to be a distibutor of Amway for me, it is $75 to be your own boss.
It is easier to understand what the bible means by not reading it word for word.
1975 was just a few over-zealous leaders mis-interpretation. It had nothing to do with Jehovah.
"Hi. My name is ________ and I wanted to share the good word with you this morning (before you have a chance to wake up). It says here that the world is ending... wouldn't you like to be one of the few that lives forever in the New World." - "Oh, this will only take a minute of your time (bitch, can't you see that I am trying to save your life). I would be glad to come back at a more convenient time (for me, not you, I want my donut now)." - * opening their screen door * - "This is for you. That would only be a 10 cent donation. "
ugly
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happehanna
"when are you going to come to your senses the time is fast running out, I know I've said it before but this time it really is.........."
(actual quote,said to me earlier this week)
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cyber-sista
I wanted to thank you for starting this thread Brother minimus...And I would like to thank all the rest of you brothers and sisters for your upbuilding comments too. Please stand now if you are able and we'll close with song number ###
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candidlynuts
IF they had the right "heart" they'd see that we have the truth!