Say Something Jehovah's Witnessy........

by minimus 160 Replies latest jw friends

  • Doubtfully Yours
    Doubtfully Yours

    New System.

  • Doubtfully Yours
    Doubtfully Yours

    "Leave it in Jehovah's hands"

    DY

  • minimus
    minimus

    Porneia and pharmakia.

  • kwintestal
    kwintestal

    kingdom hall "quick-build"

    Kwin

  • JustTickledPink
    JustTickledPink

    Go "serve where the need is great" (and there are no jobs, no money, and no market)

    the best when at the service meeting reciting "how comely are the feet of those telling the good news"

    I am dying laughing reading all of these. I have forgotten so much!

  • Undecided
    Undecided

    Is he one of the anointed?

    Other Sheep.

    Great crowd.

    new light

    truth getting brighter and brighter

    back call

    return visit

    international assembly

    volunteer service

    book bag

    magazine service

    street work

    congregation book study

    home bible study

    serve where the need is great

    unassigned terrirory

    public talk

    going out in service

    house to house work

    county territory

    not at home

    sheep and goats

    new heaven and new earth

    destruction at armageddon

    144,000

    mark of the beast

    seven times

    day for a year

    Mosaic Law

    and on and on................

    Ken P.

  • Fleur
    Fleur

    "?What can we glean from this study article?? ROFL ROFL ROFL! GLEAN! What a totally only JW word!!! ROFLMAO!

    Man, this thread is really making me roar and making me sad at the same time. I have limited brain capacity these days, I really want the neurons back that have retained all this crap so I can use them for better things LOL.

    Oh, wait I didn't see this one yet...

    "Pure Language"!

    ROFL

    Keep em coming!!!

  • doodle-v
    doodle-v

    "Fall out of the truth"

    "oh he fell out of the truth years ago"

    "Be careful you don't fall out the truth!" -my mom use to say that

    as if you fall out of the truth like you fall out of a tree or something

    *bump* damnit I done fell out de troof again!

    *bump* ooops lawdy i done fell out de troof yet again!

    -Doodle-V of the "staying on firm ground where she belongs" class

  • ellderwho
    ellderwho

    The ultimate:

    "Evil slave class"

    You know this meant something serious!

  • new light
    new light

    "Pharmakia" -- Damn that cracks me up Minimus! Now that I think about it, it's Friday night, and time to indulge in a little pharmakia myself!

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