?We would like to inform the congregation that ?.?
?We would like to welcome?.?
?What can we glean from this study article??
?Proper Dress and grooming?
?We are going to need your time?
?You forgot your magazines?
?Have you been masturbating??
?Would you please open up your song books to song #...?
?Looks like some in the congregation have a case of the yeah-buts?
?You may be dismissed to the ?B? school?
?Our records indicate that this congregation?s service has been declining steadily?
?Would it be wise for us to?.??
?The society says?.?
?And this good news will be preached!?
?I will need a few copies of the ?panda? tract?
?Maybe you should consider going to Bethel"
"But we're not solicitors!"
"He's a sheep (or goat)"
"This information will be posted on the information board"