Uh oh, we got caught (page 2)

sandy

Mulan if they try to call on you before the holidays ask them to call on you after the new year starts. Tell them you are just too busy with the holidays to meet with them.

Starting Tuesday, the local congregation has the Circuit AND the District Overseer, before their CA next weekend.

WOW, I'd heard of going on the ministry on Christmas Day - but that's just plain UNREASONABLE!!! :D Poor sods.

Find out who grassed you up and (if you can be bothered over the holiday of course!) have your revenge while they're off out worshipping ~~The Borg~~ Jehovah God. Tinsel. Lots and lots of tinsel....

Mulan

I know who it was, and he is just a pathetic loser. I have no idea where he lives, unless he still lives in his father's driveway, in his travel trailer.

Shutterbug

I have a theory. I think they are afraid of strong intelligent women. You, Blonde, Cruzanheart and you probably know others. After next week we will know rather or not that theory holds water. Bug

Preston

Mulan...Mulan....Mulan....

What's Next?

- Table Top Dancing with male Strippers?

- An appearance at the next white party?

- The next Mrs. Kevin Federline?

Oops .. she did it again!

- Preston

WildHorses

***Christmas tree? That's no Christmas tree. That's part of our new room design. Nice isn't it?***

blondie

Does the 2 witness rule kick in here. If only one person "saw" the tree, deny, deny, deny.

Blondie (put up her first tree but cannot be seen from any window)

jwbot

Just say you were attacked by heathen pagans and they threatened to sacrafice your child to Molech...and then they tinseled you to death! You said "JEhovah Jehovah Jehovah!" but he was sleeping and could not send angels to help...

Elsewhere

Courts have ruled that "Christmas Trees" are purely secular in nature, which is why they can be put up in public building.

Good luck. I kinda like your "who will take care of mother" argument.

obiwan

Well if they call and ask to come over, just tell them they have to bring a present to put under the tree.

Uh oh, we got caught