by Mulan 120 Replies latest jw friends
Dave said if they call him on the phone and ask if we have a Christmas tree, he is going to ask that elder if he masterbates. When he is shocked that he would be asked such a personal question, Dave will tell him he won't answer personal questions either.
Hey Marilyn, now that's funny! Tell Dave I'll remember that one for future possible use!
Hope you guys are well. Looking forward to seeing you again before Armageddon.
Doug
Mulan, I may think twice about shaking Dave's hand and certainly won't comment on his strong grip
I know who it was, and he is just a pathetic loser
In that case, you should do an anoynomous phonecall to the IRS telling them that he hasn't been paying all his taxes to the government for the last several years.
Dave said if they call him on the phone and ask if we have a Christmas tree, he is going to ask that elder if he masterbates. When he is shocked that he would be asked such a personal question, Dave will tell him he won't answer personal questions either.
LMAO! He should also ask the elder why he's wearing a wedding ring, seeing as it's from pagan origin.....if they come to your door, just don't answer it!!
Good luck Mulan ... !!!
Dave said if they call him on the phone and ask if we have a Christmas tree, he is going to ask that elder if he masterbates.
Rather than asking if he masturbates, it may be more appropriate to ask him how often he masturbates. We all know that elders masturbate regularly, especially after judicial meetings involving immorality?. We just want to know if they do so more often than non-JWs.
Walter
Tell the elders that it's not a Christmas tree, just a tree with lights and decorations on it to scare the demons away.
I'd ask the elder if he masrerbates, ever has oral sex with his wife, if he's ever drank too much in his own home and gotten drunk, and if he ever fantasizes about other women.
After he answers, just say you were just wondering. Then....tell them Dave started a new wintertime second job repairing broken Christmas trees and the tree in your home isn't yours cuz you wouldn't own one of those damn pagan ass things. In other words, lie to them as they have lied to you all the years you were in.
Gumby
Dave said if they call him on the phone and ask if we have a Christmas tree, he is going to ask that elder if he masterbates. When he is shocked that he would be asked such a personal question, Dave will tell him he won't answer personal questions either.
ROFL.
Time to face the music for you guys!
You'll be just fine.
DY
if they come to your door, just don't answer it!!
Problem there. Our front door has a window in the top half of the door, with small panes. You can look right into the living room. The chair where I sit, if I'm watching TV, is right in front of that window. I am not going to hide out, just in case they might drop by.
When they did this to Steve and Rachel two years ago, they called to see if they could drop by. I suspect they will do the same this time. This will be a busy week for us, and we may not be home some evenings, so it shouldn't be an issue until next week.
