Jehovah Hates Foreskins!!!!!!!!!

by gumby 74 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • lisavegas420
    lisavegas420
    You Gotta Be joking Lizavegas420!!

    Yes, I was....and now that I think about it, I realize that comment was totally unecessery and I apologize....

    The floppy disk story was funny....thank you...

  • Mac
    Mac

    I like potato skins...that's half baked and off topic....right??:) mac

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    LOL you never need to apologize to me lisavegas420,

    Geez, it's not often one hears the word 'unecessary' around here .. aren't you sweet LOL

    smiles are precious, you make me laugh .. you're a gem just as you are I tell ya .. don't change!

    best wishes, unc

    ps: I was just having fun at your expense (i'm a very warped man lol)

  • Mac
    Mac

    Maybe the Hoba wanted us menz to have hidey parts too??????? Just a forethought.......

  • ballistic
    ballistic
    One day I left a floppy disc at Uni. When I got it back and opened it up and it was chockablock full of pictures of foreskins .. big ones, little ones .. hundreds of the aweful ugly wrinkly things! What happened was that nurses also use our computer room and one of them copied them onto a floppy with my name on it (never left a floppy in the computer room since)

    It's kinda put me off nurses too! lol

    I know what you mean about nurses, I had to put one of them gowns on that's open at the back, except I didn't know how to put it on. Where I thought it was strange being open all down the front with my dangley bits sticking out, the nurses thought it was very funny.

  • Wallflower
    Wallflower

    This reminds me of a mate of mine. He got a job at Dudley zoo as an elephant circumciser. He said the pay was crap, but the tips were huge.

    :))

  • Greenpalmtreestillmine
    Greenpalmtreestillmine

    Hi Gumby. Greenie here.

    Many pediatricians and obstetricians also "Hate" foreskins.

    As for Moses and the foreskin problem. Would it have been better to send Moses to tell Pharoah to listen up and fly right when Moses himself had not done so? If the Bible record said that Moses had failed to circumcise his child but Jehovah told him, "Hey, that's okay Mo baby you're my fave guy and I'm gonna let you and your son off on this one. Now go tell that rat Pharoah if he doesn't listen to me I'm gonna kill his son," then a charge of favortism and hypocrisy would be the discussion here. Before Moses went to tell Pharoah to listen to God, he himself also had to listen to God. That's all.

  • gumby
    gumby

    Mornin Grennie

    That was a good explanation...I'll agree. Jehovah could have just as well have told Moses that unless he got that booger off his nose....he would kill him. I was just wondering though why Ol'' grumpy ass Jehovah didn't like foreskins in the first place......he made the ugly little bastards didn't he? Why did he put the skin on there in the first place only to demand it be cut off?

    Gumby

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere
    This reminds me of a mate of mine. He got a job at Dudley zoo as an elephant circumciser. He said the pay was crap, but the tips were huge.

    Boooooooo!!!

    Sssssssss!!!

  • gumby
    gumby

    My gawd.....ever since I started gettin all excited about non-circumcision....a whole new world opened up to me! It's even better than religion!

    Look what I found here fellas 449 Famous Males with Foreskins (I edited a bunch)

    "The following is a list of celebrities and their proclaimed UNCUT status."
    "* Indicates likely status, although some disagree."

    Hank Aaron, Atlanta Braves
    Nick Adams, Actor "The Rebel"
    Spiro Agnew, Former Vice President USA
    Prince Albert, (Monaco)
    Alan Alda, Actor "Mash"
    Paul Anka, Singer
    Desi Arnez (JR & SR), Actor/Singer
    James Arness, Actor "Gunsmoke"
    Eddie Arnold, Singer
    Max Baer, Sr., Boxer
    Boris Becker, German Tennis
    Peter Berlin, Porno film
    Ken Berry, Actor "Mamma's Family"
    Dan Blocker, Actor "Bonanza"
    Vida Blue, Baseball
    Sonny Bono, Singer
    Bjorn Borg, Tennis
    Mike Bossy, NY Islanders
    David Bowie, Singer/Actor
    Marlon Brando, Actor
    Pierce Brosnan, Actor "Remington Steele"
    Yul Brynner, Actor "King & I"
    Horst Bucholz, Actor
    Richard Burton, Actor
    Macho Camacho, Boxer
    Glen Campbell, Singer
    Johnny Carson, TV Host
    Johnny Cash, Singer
    Sean Connery, Actor
    Chuck Connors, Actor
    William Conrad, Actor
    Frank Converse, Actor
    Bob Crane, Actor "Hogan's Heroes"
    Johnny Crawford, Actor "Rifleman"
    Walter Cronkite, Newscaster
    Bing Crosby, Actor/Singer
    Frank Zappa


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