by gumby 74 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
My gawd.....ever since I started gettin all excited about non-circumcision....a whole new world opened up to me! It's even better than religion!
Yeah, some time ago I found several web sites about this. Turns out many many men are pissed off because their parents "mutilated" them.
They even sell these gizmos that one attaches to the end of a circumcised penis to pull and stretch a new foreskin into place.
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They are different..... Can't hardly help wanting to move in for a closer look.
Good gawd da-mighty
Metzitzeh: (Mezzizza/Mizizah) The sucking of blood from the woundDuring the Talmudic period (500-625 A.D.), a third step was added to the Orthodox circumcision ritual. It was not universally adopted by all Jewish groups, but became a practice of the more Orthodox groups. This third step was called "Metzitzah". During "Metzitzah", the mohel takes the now badly bleeding penis into his mouth and sucks the blood from the wounded pant. This was most probably adopted to collapse the major blood vessels to stem bleeding and to extract any induced bacteria from the wound and blood system. In effect, it often introduced infection, such as tuberculosis and venereal diseases, with very serious and tragic consequence, as reported throughout history. More modern day mohels use a glass tube placed over the infant's penis for suction of the blood when performing metzitzah. In many Jewish ritual circumcisions this step of Metzitzah has been eliminated.
Gumby
Here y'go, Lisa:
As sold in most pubs.
Englishman.
OMG... look like Forskin Fondue!
Gumbers, I luv ya and all that... but I kinda always figured Jehoover had a thing for foreskins... I mean, he wanted guys to give up their foreskins as a kind of sacrifice and give them to Him.
It kinda got me to wondering what the heck Jehoover has done with all those bazillions of foreskins he's collected over the last 6 millenniums. Does he have like a Foreskin Hall of Fame for the really memorable ones? Does he keep them in scrapbooks and look at them the way moms and dads look at pics of their kids? Does he have special ones that he has fond memories of?
Then there was that time when Jehoover instituted the "covenant" with Abraham - does anyone remember what ol' Abe said??
You're giving all the oil and shit to the Arabs, and you want us to cut off the ends of our WHAT?Love, Scully
S'ok Scully.....Jehovers gonna restore all the foreskins to their proper dwelling place in the new system and men will be men again....just like jehover wanted in the first place. Jehover never planned on circumcising Adam. It was the bastard Moses who broke those rocks god gave him that pissed Jehover off. Ever since then....he's been making all the guys have their pee pee's cut back.
Gumby
OMG!!!!!!!!!!
I don't think it's POSSIBLE to laugh any harder than I have reading all this!!!!
TOO FUNNY!
(DO carry on)
hugs,
Annie
Did you hear about the clumsy circumsiser who missed and got the sack?
Did you hear about the clumsy circumsiser who missed and got the sack?
That was deliciously funny, BALL....................LMAO!!!
