You feel guilty for enjoying yourself.
dh, perfect!
You know you're a JW when....
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seeitallclearlynow
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Wild_Thing
You know you're a JW when ... being irregular has nothing to do with bowel movements!!
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roflmao
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kwintestal
...you attempt to better your life by not going to college.
...you introduce people to your family as, "my fleshly brother/sister".
...you've been aproached 7 times this week to see an Amway any other MLM presentation, you know, to help you pioneer.
...you always smell of industrial strength cleaners.
...you work in "the cleaning business".
...your dream job pays $20 a week.
...parking at your dream job costs you $25 a week.
Kwin
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Honesty
you think your husband is your link between you and God.
And I used to think you were so liberated, Candy. This is almost as bad as finding out FDS is not a feminine hygeine product. -
candidlynuts
he's been de-linked.... erm.. beheaded..........anyway..divorced him 3 yrs ago! i AM liberated!
freeeeeedom!!!!!
you know your a jw when.....you commit adultry just to get rid of a mate your tired of!
(not me personally!)
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fairchild
You know you're a JW when
*your fingerprints are on every doorbell in town
*Crisis Of Conscience means being torn between going to the meeting or staying in bed when you have the flu.
*Santa Claus walks right past your home, nose up in the air.
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tazmaniac
P.O. doesnt mean Pissed Off
M.S. isnt something that is debilitating...wait a minute
A beard is just something that Jesus, Moses and Abraham wore
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BritBoy
You know you're a JW when...
The highlight of your summer is four SWELTERING days inside a building listening to badly recorded, over acted "plays"
You feel privilegded to work as a slave.
You duck into the nearest coffee shop every hour while one Field service as you are allowed to take and count a 15 minute break every hour.
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sunraez
You know your a JW when....
The thought of little blue talking cartoons (smurf's) have you on your knee's praying they won't talk to you or chase your children through the house.
ROFLMAO