Gumbys Sunday School Sermon - Handicapped People

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  • gumby
    gumby

    Candidlynuts,

    So, your short eh? Talk to the Lord if you have a problem my sister. ( Btw....where would you say your head comes up to me if you were facing me)

    RWagoner,

    I only have power over this church......Satan is head over hollywood. I would like to remind you if your really in a wheelchair now, you'll no longer be serving the sacraments on Sunday evenings.

    Gill,

    Only the Lord can give light.... he has shared it with me.

    Nancy Drake my little sheep,

    How did I know you'd have something to say about the male testicles? Did you hear anything else I said? Perhaps you need two cold showers.

    Sunnygal,

    I'll have to ask you not to use the "fing" word in this church ever again. I'd like to see you in my study after services.......and bring your pipe bible.

    Rev.Gumby

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    Praise be to God for such a moving sermon! Gumby is truly God's Bastard Messenger!

    *drops a penny in the plate*

    Sistah Robyn

  • Scully
    Scully

    Sister Robyn

    Hurry!! We're late for our spa day!! And don't you dare drop anything in that collection plate!! That's for our manicures and pedicures and stuff.

    ** hauls Sister Robyn into the limo **

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    So.. are you saying all I have to do is whack off the tip of my nose and I don't have to be a "collection plate attendant" anymore?

    I'm there!

    (Or maybe I should just eat alot of chocolate and not wash my face)

    Dave of the "now understands why you have to be 19 to be a ministerial servant" class

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    Yanno, Sister Scully makes a good point....

    Gimme back that penny!

    *jumps into limo with Scully and other vestal virgins*

  • Little Red Hen
    Little Red Hen

    life at armpit level in crowds suck!

    i hereby disassociate myself from the church of Gumby!

    and if i ever reach 5ft i'm gonna kick your behiney!

    Candidly, I know what you mean! I'm sending your way a can of Oust for those 'uncomfortable' social situations. Don't fret about being short, you lovely emu-you! With neck and beak, you can peck from toe to cheek.

  • Sunnygal41
    Sunnygal41
    I'll have to ask you not to use the "fing" word in this church ever again. I'd like to see you in my study after services.......and bring your pipe bible.

    GumDude!

    Ter Sunny of the Be Right there Class!

  • gumby
    gumby

    Sister Robyn and sister Scully,

    You two just go right ahead and continue to live out your remaining days in your sickening hedonistic selfish ways. Don't think for one minute your getting your facial, massage, manicure, and waxing will save you at judgement day. Your hearts and minds are blemished and all the cover-ups, make-ups, etc., will never hide your evil intentions from the Lord. Such a shame to lose two fine sisters with beautiful butts hearts.

    Rev Gumby

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    Hey Reverend Gumby,

    After we get back from the spa, would you do Sister Scully and me a favor by putting in a good word to the lord for us? We'll let you admire our butts if you do.......

    *pass me that pipe*

    Sistah Robino

  • robhic
    robhic
    I also take the position, or any position for that matter, that individuals shouldn't have a right to make their own decision on the matter...

    Say what? Let me get this straight. I am a functioning adult and am expected to live my life my way -- it's called freedom of choice. If I am in intractable pain or whatever and consciously make the decision that life is too difficult -- no matter what someone who is not me says is too difficult or not -- then I have to submit to their decision? I have a problem with that thinking. It's my choice as long as it's a qualified one.

    If my cat has a terminal illness and is miserable I can easily have it euthanized. If I have a terminal illness (which I don't), why can I not have the same choices afforded me as long as my mental capacity is undiminished?

    I don't think wanton destruction of the disabled was the point. I think the choice to live or not to live as decided by the person themself was the point. Voluntary euthanasia not murder for convenience.

    Robert (of the why walk when you can roll class)

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