by gumby 74 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
"Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach:
a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous
Please Withdraw my membership
Thanx!
- Preston "of the superflous class"
And "God" said unto Moses the Jews shall have big noses...
Pardon me but I actually took a loan from the collection plate... the Lord provideth!
u/d (of the hung like a squirrel class)
Btw.....would you be intrested in his job?Rev Gumby
I wouldn't mind having the job of passing the collection plate around..
I wouldn't mind having the job of passing the collection plate around..
Pozdrunk...you would spend it all on & &
On account of my exuberant nose, The Lord says I must be the one handling the finances of the Congregation. And I will give you accounts just like they do in the WTS.
Pozdrunk...you would spend it all on & &
I can't see the problem with that.
Valis - That don't look like no virgin I've ever seen. Is she of the 'vestal' variety that Scully and Robnar belong to?
See right here below, ......this is the kind of nose that aint flat against the face like the Lord won't let into his rightous sanctuary to offer him things.
If he meant large noses were outlawed he sure the hell...would not have picked the race he chose over the many races he could have chosen such as the Italians. Italians have beautiful noses, but he cast them off like all the others and wouldn't talk to nor tell anyone his rightous name to anyone .... cept for the Jews.
How thankful we are that after 100's of generations, our loving father has accepted us gentiles as his own...and here we sit today!
Brother Poztate has a nice nose when his finger isn't in during services.
Rev Gumby
I'm still wondering where the cookies are damnit
OMG, I better hide my gimp sticker so Rev Gumby doesnt see it. I guess I can't park in the Gimp Zone in front of the church anymore either? I suppose there are spy cams in the women's rest room to see who uses the handicapped stall, too. Oh well. I'm busted.
And if I get one more comment about my small feet, someone is going to get the feel of them.
(Why am I not surprised that RWagoner was the first to post?) (((RW)))
