French finally get Balls !!!

by Amazing1914 30 Replies latest jw friends

  • Amazing1914
    Amazing1914

    Yes, friends, the almighty French have redeeemed themselves as they resoundly reject the European Union Constitution ... and because French Socialism is proving a dismal failure, not unlike its Soviet Communist counter-part, their cronie president, Jacque Chirac, has resigned. Yes, sir, it looks like a new "pro-American" Frenchman will become the next President of France. Which means that the French are willing to take some serious risks, ( get some big brass balls in American-ese) and align themselves more with capitalist USA. I feel so pleased, I ended my personal boycott of French products and bought some French jelly at the grocery store. Now, of course there will be set-backs as the lovers of leftist socialism fight for that 36 hour French work-week, blah, blah, blah ... but, the capitalists are on the move, and so, exciting times are ahead! Yes, sir-ee-sir!!!

  • the_classicist
    the_classicist

    Wow, what little knowledge of foreign affairs. First of all, Chriac isn't going to resign, the Prime Minister is. Chirac himself is centre-right.

    What's so bad about socialism? Capitalism oppresses the everyday worker and life is made extra-easy for the rich.

    I'm going to quote some of the l'Internationale:

    No more deluded by reaction
    On tyrants only we'll make war
    The soldiers too will take strike action
    They'll break ranks and fight no more
    And if those cannibals keep trying
    To sacrifice us to their pride
    They soon shall hear the bullets flying
    We'll shoot the generals on our own side.

    No saviour from on high delivers
    No faith have we in prince or peer
    Our own right hand the chains must shiver
    Chains of hatred, greed and fear
    E'er the thieves will out with their booty [give up their booty]
    And give to all a happier lot.
    Each [those] at the forge must do their duty
    And we'll strike while the iron is hot.
  • Pole
    Pole

    Amazing,

    Get a clue, man.

  • Narkissos
    Narkissos

    Thanks TC for the corrections (which I was about to make).

    Amazing1914, Chirac is to socialism and the 35-hour work week what jelly is to French gastronomy: foe, not friend.

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    hi amazing1914,

    sorry, but i have to say that i am disappointed in this news. i always looked up to the french for standing up to cavemen.

  • EvilForce
    EvilForce

    What exactly is "French Jelly"?

    Yes, the American Capitalistic experiment is just so overwhelmingly Amazing.....praise to the heaven be for our Capitalistic ways. Now that those frenchies have finally come to their senses...maybe now they will join us in invading Iran and even North Korea....those folks need liberating from dictatorship too.

    I'm going to go puke now.

  • the_classicist
    the_classicist

    I think Amazing is mistaken, the EU constitution is good for free trade and capitalism. It's the socialists who defeated it.

    Constitutions shouldn't be books (like the EU one), but short and simple statements.

  • Pole
    Pole

    Classicist,

    I agree on both accounts. If the "constitution" (in fact it's just another EU treaty) was short enough for the majority of people to read it, perhaps it wouldn't now be used to prove mutually exclusive agendas.

    Pole

  • trevor
    trevor

    French finally get Balls !!!

    Dont be fooled their Escargot is getting bigger!I hope they taste better than their frog legs.

  • hillary_step
    hillary_step
    Yes, friends, the almighty French have redeeemed themselves as they resoundly reject the European Union Constitution ... and because French Socialism is proving a dismal failure, not unlike its Soviet Communist counter-part, their cronie president, Jacque Chirac, has resigned. Yes, sir, it looks like a new "pro-American" Frenchman will become the next President of France. Which means that the French are willing to take some serious risks, ( get some big brass balls in American-ese) and align themselves more with capitalist USA. I feel so pleased, I ended my personal boycott of French products and bought some French jelly at the grocery store. Now, of course there will be set-backs as the lovers of leftist socialism fight for that 36 hour French work-week, blah, blah, blah ... but, the capitalists are on the move, and so, exciting times are ahead! Yes, sir-ee-sir!!!

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