Yea, nothing like trying to lose your virginity second time round. Its hard work trying to catch up on a well spent youth. My own dad had to show me how to use a bong - how humiliating. (yup, hes and ex dub too)
Also I get offended if men on building sites dont wolf whistle me. I want to shout "OY whats up with you then, QUEEAH or something?"