Name Some Trivial Things That Are Big Deals To JWs (page 2)

JAVA

4-door cars. God help the brother wanting to become a MS or elder if they buy a 2-door car. You can't sell magazines without a 4-door model.

LouBelle

A sister being asked to read at the bookstudy!!!!!!! - oh yeah BIG deal man especially when you have to wear an apron on your head - you get to feel so holy.

hehehe - or when you tell an existing witness you've left the borg & they "tsk ag shame man" and I say "no no, not a shame, I now know what they all about - it's actually a relief" (to them its like OH NO SATAN HAS HER = VERY BIG BAD BUGGER UP)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

katiekitten

They make a big deal out of a brother sitting on that chair at the back of the hall.

I once sat there to see what would happen, and boy you should have seen those elders jump - they said "can you move please sister" and I said "why?" and honestly they couldnt justify it because its one of those unspoken rules that everyone just follows. If you verbalise it, it sounds stupid.

They couldnt say 'because brother should sit there, because in fact a brother was sitting there as well - my husband! I resisted a bit more and said ' i just want to sit nexto my husband' but they were nearly shitting their pants trying to get my fanny off that male only seat. So in the end I moved.

susej

wake up get alife meet some friends leave this stupid cult before your life ends and you didnt live it

PaulJ

You are a witness, on holiday, driving in the local town for whatever reason, you see a brother and sister knocking on doors........................................... you wet yourself.

xjwms

break time

coffee time, going to lunch, ............. and who to work with in service.

and who can't work with in service.

love2Bworldly

I remember when I was living with my sister in an apartment, 2 brothers were in the apartment complex visiting some other people and they came by to say hi to me and my sister; they couldn't even physically put one foot in our doorway however, because someone might see these 2 single brothers going inside a single sister's apartment and they might be stumbled. LOL So stupid, like oh my gosh since we are alone let's have a sexual orgy!

tijkmo

sitting next to your wife when you are trying to reconcile a marraige whilst df-ed....halfway down the hall..

u'd have thought we were actually endeavouring to produce evidence of forgiveness the fuss they made..

now marraige over i'm sure jah will want an explanation from them

morons

Hecklerboy

A friend and I ask a sister and her friend if they would like to play some basketball down the steet. Yeah I really liked her at the time. Here mom said no way. Not alone with two brothers. How can you be alone with four people on a public ball court?

Wolfgirl

Whether or not the slit in my floor-length, hide-any-hint-that-I-have-legs skirt is above my knee or not.

Name Some Trivial Things That Are Big Deals To JWs

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