Name Some Trivial Things That Are Big Deals To JWs (page 6)

RichieRich

Ankle bracklets (prostitutes wore them in bible times

Mom gets pissed about thumb rings and toe rings... She heard (suprise) that they're demonic...

greendawn

People wearing crosses are pagans because the cross derives from pagan rituals. Their fear of the cross is so strange but it's all down to brainwashing. Their fear of disco music and rap.

Swan

Ankle bracklets (prostitutes wore them in bible times)

Yeah, but what if it's ordered by a judge?

Tammy

katiekitten

women with short hair (mans garb)

low cut blouses (all the pictures show sisters in the new system wearing Laura Ashley dresses with high peter pan collars)

Not having a matching jacket and pants if a brother is giving a talk (yup, gotta wear a suit)

not smacking you kid if they are creating (smacking is a blessing from jehoba)

Not having a watchtower for the sunday study (good brownie points if you've brought along a spare to wave in the air rightously for the microphone boys to collect and hand out to the saddos that dont have one)

katiekitten

women with short hair (mans garb)

low cut blouses (all the pictures show sisters in the new system wearing Laura Ashley dresses with high peter pan collars)

Not having a matching jacket and pants if a brother is giving a talk (yup, gotta wear a suit)

not smacking you kid if they are creating (smacking is a blessing from jehoba)

Not having a watchtower for the sunday study (good brownie points if you've brought along a spare to wave in the air rightously for the microphone boys to collect and hand out to the saddos that dont have one)

colorado5591

Conventions! Digesting the food at the proper time we have gleaned from the faithful and discreet slave

Having to wear your DC lapel badge in a very conspicuous fashion from sunrise on Friday till sunset on Sunday.

Working in the hoagie assembly line at the convention...putting the cheese on was the best job!

Swan

Katie wrote:

women with short hair (mans garb)

Yeah, that was one of the reasons I mentioned crossdressing. Also for women wearing slacks. I remember how bent out of shape they got back in the 60's when pant suits came out. Also, during the bra burning era, that was a big commotion too. I think it is still a big no-no for women not to wear bras or nylons. Men wearing earrings. Women wearing a tie (back in the 80's it was the style for a while). Men with hair over their ears.

The have definite ideas of what constitutes male and female and it is a world crisis when anyone transgresses against those mores.

Tammy

M.J.

Sayin' "Bless you" when someone sneezes.

Swan

I thought of another one:

Smurfs!

Tammy

Name Some Trivial Things That Are Big Deals To JWs

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