YOU MIGHT BE A J.W. (page 6)

pontoon

........own a squeegee

.........put a suit on to tour a farm to look at printing presses

Zoos

If spiritual paradise comes from an organization instead of a plant...

brandnew

If the only candle you've ever blown out, was after an electricity short in your house........

YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

brandnew

If your mom was always a day late, serving thanksgiving turkey..........

YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

MissMyHarley

If you won't ride a Harley because people might think your a biker.............. You might be a witness.

brandnew

@missmyharley......2010 Roadking Classic Bagger.........just sayin......

Brokeback Watchtower

If you feel that burnt hot dogs remind you of being faithful to a Corporation you might be a severely traumatized Jehovah's Witness needing psychiatric help.

If you feel Jehovah rides an invisible chariot instead of a more modern high end vehicle there is a 80% chance you are a Jehovah's Witness.

If you can only receive gifts on Christmas but can never give them you either an unrepentant Scrooge or a selfish Jehovah Witness.

If you believe that Jehovah was a good guy when he killed all the people that bible says he did then you could be a Jehovah's Witness but the odds are you are probably just a naive person that beleives God is good no matter what evil acts he commits.

brandnew

If your a single man or woman, with no kids....but drive a four door vehicle........

YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

Pete Zahut

You might be a JW...

If you can keep a straight face when you hear someone use the phrase " thought provoking" or "thus far" in a sentence, you might be a JW.

Your biggest goal in life is to become a Servant, you might be a JW.

If your infant son has his own suit and tie, you might be a JW.

If you own stadium cushions and have never been to a sporting event, you might be a JW.

If you have been to a sporting event but didn't take your seat until after the National Anthem was played, you may be a JW.

If a detailed report of how your monetary donations are being spent isn't available to you, you might be a JW.

If you're a full time Pioneer but have never headed west in a Conestoga Wagon, you might be a JW.

brandnew

@Pete Zahut.........CLASSIC ! ! ! ! !

YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

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