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  WTBTS PLOTS TO KILL THE WORLD!! (DREAM)

  by maybesbabies in

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  omg!

  what a dream i had last night!

  in it, we had discovered a plot by the governing body to hasten armageddon.

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  WTBTS PLOTS TO KILL THE WORLD!! (DREAM)

  by maybesbabies in

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  omg!

  what a dream i had last night!

  in it, we had discovered a plot by the governing body to hasten armageddon.

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  maybesbabies

  OMG! What a dream I had last night!

  In it, we had discovered a plot by the Governing Body to hasten armageddon. Actually, it was Blondie who uncovered the plot, as it was encrypted in the WTS literature!!! They started preaching about a final date, one that would prove once and for all that they were right. Well, their dastardly plan was that they had bought an engineered virus, a super lethal and fast spreading one. The had also bought the vaccine, and had inoculated themselves, and those who were to be their servants in the "New World". In addition, they had an anti-serum, for those who would be infected, and they would give it to (yup, you guessed it) 144,000 loyal followers. They decided that since they were the only channel to God, that this would be seen as "anointing" them.

  They had turned Bethel into a factory, churning out capsules full of the virus. The plan was to send them out with the Overseers, spreading them from congregation to congregation, on the same day, and on that day they'd be doing field work, so as to spread the infection far and wide. They were to tell the rank and file that they had been given a new light about a world virus, and that this was the antidote. Their sheep would gladly follow direction from the Governing Body, and so wouldn't argue with it. By the time they figured it out, it would be too late. And, they'd be told that they just weren't strong enough in Jehovah, if they died!

  So, it was up to us apostates to save the world! The government wouldn't listen, they thought we were nuts, and of course our family members trusted the GB more than us. The R&F had heard a buzz about Bethel being closed to new entrants, and that no one was allowed to leave, but they took it in stride and were warned against idle gossip.

  We formed several teams of apostates to infiltrate Bethel, and steal the anti-serum to replicate it. My team was Little Toe, Seattleniceguy, Piph, and my sister. There were other teams as well. Each had a different function; some were to be recon, some were to attempt to hack into Bethels data base to try and uncover if they had stored the formula, and ours was to be the team that actually went in to try and recover it.

  Our team arrived at Bethel, and the hacker team had found the blue prints to Bethel, showing all vents to the outside. All vents had been equipped with filters to ensure the virus did not escape early, and there was a great risk that we could unleash the virus, or be infected our selves. We took all the precautions we could, including using a high tech sticky foam to seal the vent shaft behind us, while we pulled off the filter. We crawled through the ducts, following the schematic that had been acquired for us. It dropped us down into the inner sanctum of the GB's rooms. There we found, to our shock, the figure of a golden calf sitting on the conference table!

  It was no ordinary golden calf, as at the base of it were seven buttons. It was obviously a safe of some sort, and we had to crack the code. We grabbed a bible off the bookshelf, and started leafing through Revelations, where it mentions the number 7 and 10 quite frequently. In a dream, of course, we were all sort of geniuses, and managed to figure out the number sequence that was needed. The calf begin to rise off the table, and underneath was a cold storage unit with vials of anti-serum! Suddenly, alarms began to go off all around us. They were on to us!!

  The recon team outside radioed us, and said that they saw legions of people swarming our way on the thermal imaging. We hurriedly got back up into the air shaft, and began making our way back. All along the route, people were reaching through vents, shooting through the shafts, etc. trying to stop us. We finally made it through, replaced the filter, and sprayed ourselves down with disinfectant before breaking the seal we had made. We shot a grappling hook over to another building, and slid to safety.

  One of our apostates was a microbiologist, and was able to isolate the virus in the serum and make more anti-serum. We didn't yet know if they would still unleash the virus, but we were sure we had not taken all the anti-serum, as we only got seven vials. We all waited anxiously in the months after, and we had all been inoculated, our children, friends, anyone who would listen. Blondie vigilantly monitored all literature for signs that it was happening.

  Finally, the day came. They did indeed go ahead with their plans. We all had disguised our selves as picketers on the day, and followed them out in field service. We began handing out the anti serum door to door, and people believed us. Why did they believe us? Because the witnesses coming to their doors were already infected, and had large sores forming on their bodies. We tried to give them the serum too, but they refused. Finally, the government began to listen, and started wide spread quarantine and inoculation. The GB members were all found dead in their rooms, as well as those in Bethel who had helped to make it happen. Once they found out that they had been foiled be apostates, they took cyanide pills, and ordered everyone who knew about the project to do so as well.

  Crazy dream, huh?
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  My Testimony

  by snakeizz in

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  okay you guys here is my story.....it might be a lil' long winded, but please bear with me....it's interesting.... well i have been away for 8 years...i stopped when i was 17 and i'm 25 now.

  it all started when i became a non baptized publisher at age 14. i was a very good speaker/reader.

  the elders were waiting for me to get baptized and encouraged me to do so.

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  Glad to have you, Snake!!!! I could never get the whole beard/hair thing either!!! In my cong, the didn't want the little girls to wear corn rows, said it was "worldly" How else were their mommas supposed to keep their hair from getting all crazy??? As a mother, the last thing you want to do is pull tangles out of a screaming little girls hair. My mom cut mine off once(I'm white, and had blonde, thin hair, which tangled like the dickens, and was a total tenderhead), and was told that this also was worldly!!! Go figure.
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  Ladies and Gentlemen, Your True God, "El/Yah"

  by ColdRedRain in

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  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/el_(god) .

  in the tanakh ?elohim is the normal word for a god or the great god (or gods).

  but the form ?el also appears, mostly in poetic passages and in the partiarchal narratives attributed to the p source according the documentary hypothesis.

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  LOL!! No kidding CRR, total Bull indeed!!
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  Happy Anniversary Mulan and Dave...um...mom and dad...

  by Princess in

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  42 years today!.

  love you,.

  rachel

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  Happy Anniversary to you two, from Guy and I!!!! Wow, 42 years!! Can't wait to post about it when we hit such a milestone, lol!!
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  I didn't love God enough to stop smoking

  by embeth2525 in

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  yesterday, i went to visit my friend, who is the jw that i was studying with and i told her about the problems i had had with the other congregation i had been in before.

  i told her about how they had treated me not so very nice and how i had a terrible time, then quitting cigaretts.

  i wasn't able to quit smoking back then, although i have since quit about 3 years now.

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  My mother died thinking Jehovah didn't love her because she smoked. She simply could not quit! The elders gave her two weeks to quit, or they were going to disfellowship her. Guess what happened. Yep, and then they said she loved cigarettes more than God. Well, she went quite insane after her disfellowshipping, and died a few years later thinking that Jehovah had abandoned her (it was the JW's that had abandoned her, but she didn't know the difference). Tragic. For me, I quit smoking once before, for a year. But, I got a divorce from my husband, and it made it very difficult to not have my comfort, my smokes. I still smoke, though I've since acquired asthma, but it is very difficult to quit.
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  Eddie Izzard is a God!

  by Wild_Thing in

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  i can't be the only eddie izzard fan out there!

  some of his bits: .

  "here we go: don't do bad things, only do good things.

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  maybesbabies

  Eddie Izzard IS a GOD!!! Besides being funnier than me, he's prettier, too!!!!
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  Pulled at my heart strings

  by Purza in

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  so on christmas day we were staying with my fiancee's parents.

  my fiancee was not feeling well and i offered to go to 7-eleven to get him some pepto (this was about 8:30 a.m.) this older man (probably in his 70s) asked me if they had any milk that was less than a gallon container.

  i said that i didn't work there, but i went over and found a half gallon for him.

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  Oh Purza, that made me cry! We all need to reach out more to those in need, we have become such a closed off society, "me and mine", if you will. Many think that there isn't anything they can do, but there is so much we can do by just talking to someone! I used to visit the old age homes in my town, but haven't done that since I moved. I will have to begin that again. Thank you for posting this!
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  Please Help the Asian Earthquake Victims!

  by Sirona in

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  as you know the earthquake has killed an estimated 10,000 people today in asia.

  there are over 1,000,000 people now homeless as a result.. if you can help by donating to charitable organisations such as the red cross and oxfam, please do.

  see if you can donate time to man helplines or help in any other practical way.

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  Sirona, you are one of kindest hearts I know!!! I will try out the long-distance Reiki.
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  Cable TV or JWD?

  by Brummie in

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  which one would you choose to keep if you had to get rid of one?.

  hmmm, think about it first (life without little britian & 3 none blondes, does that sound appealing to you?).

  brummie

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  maybesbabies

  I don't watch television, it makes me feel like I'm dumbing myself down. I hate reality TV, the news is crap, dramas and soap operas make me want to claw my eyes out. So, I would take this site, obviously!