Football (soccer for our American cousins) in Scotland was always good fun especially watching the local elder trying to calm it down. It got sooo bad they banned football between local congs because of fights.
I only set about a guy once in the hall and that was due to him grassing me up for smoking!! As I explained to him (while giving him 7 with no returns) the advice is to approach the person first not go runnin to the elders, you twat.
Good post by the way and nice to see the ladies putting their 5p in as well.
BM