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  A "Nun" Joke

  by Sunnygal41 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a cabbie picks up a nun.

  she gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't.

  > ok" the nun says.

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  morty

  OMG.....that is sooooooo funny...I almost spit my coffee all over my puter...
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  DID ANYONE GET ANY PRESENTS YET?????

  by mouthy in

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  2. experiences

  hey when the gifts start arriving let us know !!!!

  it took over a month for one of my gifts to florida & 3 weeks for the gift i sent to someone in california.... ( lousy u.s.a. post ) lol.

  i sent one to england it got there in 10 days???

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  I sent my cards and my secret santa gift out on Nov 24th. I was sooooooo proud of myself to get them out early this year....Usally it is the last minute and I am paniced.BTW, my gifty was sent to the USA...Hope you enjoy your present....

  Here is your x-mas hug (((((((((((((((((((((((((((Grace))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

  Morty
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  NHL Lockout... Whatever Shall We Dooooo?!?!

  by Scully in

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  so, it sounds like the nhl and the players association is deadlocked and there's no contract.

  the owners want to put a cap on the players' salaries and the players say no deal to that.

  if there's no hockey this season, have you thought about how you're going to occupy hockey nights??.

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  Hey Happy guy, Are you talking about, DO you really want to hurt me???......My god it is way to funny....I pee my pants when I see it and so does the rest of the family.....

  Also, I have slowly adapted to know NHL, but that may have to do with The London KNights( OHL) being 26-0......Tomorrows game should be really good....

  I cannot even get a ticket to there games right now unless you have box seats or season tickets.
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  All Secret Santa Paricipants sign in here please!

  by Gadget in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the details of who to send a gift to will be getting pm'd to you all either friday afternoon or saturday morning!

  according to the information i've found online the last posting day for standard parcels is dec 11th for usa and december 15th for the uk/europe, so you should all have plenty of time to select and send a gift, although sending sooner rather than later is prefered.

  can everyone taking part post on this thread what things they like, what their interests are etc so that the person who is buying a gift for you has some idea what to get you.

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  morty

  Sorry this is late.....

  I love candles.( the fruity ones or baked goods, not the flower type smells) Imported MILK chocolate is always good as well.Anything to so with The Toronto Maple leafs is a good hit too, but good luck finding anything to do with them if you are out of Canada.( a little challange there for you...lol) My favorite colours right now are soft pink, and navy blue.Orange County Choppers is my favorite show right now, so if you can finad anything to do with them outside of Canada would be awsome, as I cannot get it here without paying all these damn fees...ie, import charges,exchange on the money and crossing the boarder fees....if it is a size you need, XL is safe...( I love it really big and baggy)....Ok, I think I have given you as much info as you need.....Can't wait for the to come......
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  Brownboy has left us!

  by mkr32208 in

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  2. friends

  i went back and read some of his old post i dont' think he will be missed... didn't he promise to leave back in april?.

  i think we should have a pool as to when he'll be back!

  i for one plan to begin to scour the book of revelations tonight to try to pic my date!.

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  that guy is not for real......He really does need some help I think....
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  Urgent Plea from Jehovah by One of His Anointed (sacred secret revealed)

  by Brownboy in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  in all of my postings i have sounded out a message of warning to all of those that cared to listen.

  we are at the point where a warning is in the form of a solemn plea.

  i am revealing to you a secret that most everyone has always asked.

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  BB,

  I really think you need to change your doctor and or triple up on your meds sunshine.....

  I think a mod should move this to humour/jokes....
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  I got another tattoo...........

  by Gadget in

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  i got another tattoo yesterday!

  wahoo!

  they're addictive...... .

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  WOW, nice one Gadget!~!!!!!!!...The art work is remarkable!!!!!

  They are very additive...I just got a new one myself two weeks ago....Right on the small of my back and it hurt like a bi*ch!!!!

  I have wanted one there for a long time and finally got the guts to get it...This is number five for me, and I dont think I am finished either...

  Hope it worked on the upload, have not done it for a long time...

  Yes, that is brusing on my back.It is taken the next day
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  I lost her.

  by Fleur in

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  2. friends

  my beautiful, sweet, loving, kind grandmother passed away today.one of the only three people in my life who ever loved me unconditionally.

  at the end they tell me she was not struggling, but for weeks before that, she did.

  she suffered, horribly.

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  (((((((((esmeralda))))))

  I am so sorry to hear of the lost of your grandmother...

  It's that unconditional love that your grandma gave you, is why you ache so bad for her....

  I am thinking about you and grandmother tonight....A prayer will be said...

  ((((((hugs))))))))

  Love Morty
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  gastric by pass surgery

  by buffalosrfree in

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  2. friends

  i am going to be under the knife so to speak, will be having gastric bypass surgery and wonder if any of you out there have had it and if you have any suggestions for me????

  would appreciate any info.

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  morty

  My aunty had this surgery done and it went very well.

  Her first consiltation did not go well though.She had to loose some weight first, and quit smoking as they worried about her not waking up with the sleeping gas.Imagine how strange that sounded when she was told, loose wieght to have a weight loss surgery...

  She is now down 125lbs and is ready now for a tummy tuck as there is alot of skin hanging and no excerises will ever get rid of it.Also, that is a seperate operation and here in Canada, it is not covered as part of the first operation or under her insurance so she has to come with the money herself for it to be done.

  Good Luck...
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  Our Family is devasted.

  by morty in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i am going to post some links.

  if they donnot work when "clicking" on, could someone please change it for me?

  i would like to make it easy for people to read.thank for your help.. http://www.canoe.ca/newsstand/londonfreepress/news/2004/10/29/691074.html.

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  morty

  Sorry, I have not been able to return all pms right away but, I will tomorrow.

  between being at the hospital today, working and being at the school I have had no time. Thank you all for your concerns and compassion you have showed me.

  Today was a better day for my son at school.

  They did bring in the professionals for the kids to talk to if they needed/wanted it...

  Love Morty