On some mountains toilet paper is valid currency for conducting transactions. I never leave home without it.
darkuncle29
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In you wildest dreams what would you be if you could be anything?
by confusedjw inme.. a pitcher for the red sox, i think.. how about you?
movie star?
the president?
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The Truth and Nothing But the Truth
by Gretchen956 inwhat is the truth?
is there an overriding truth?
is a truth the same as a fact?
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darkuncle29
I think truth is like an electron bound to an atomic nuclei; if you "pin it down" and identify it's location, the other information about it is lost. So maybe the closer you are to the truth, the farther you are away from the big picture. Or that absolute truth limits potential/possibility.
I think I'm just talking out my ...well, you know. Or am I?
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In you wildest dreams what would you be if you could be anything?
by confusedjw inme.. a pitcher for the red sox, i think.. how about you?
movie star?
the president?
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darkuncle29
I like Cowboy's idea: A "Normal" version of myself. No guilt, no hangups, an emotionally mature self sufficient individual.
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Anniversary of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
by DevonMcBride intoday is the 29th anniversary of the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald.
i've been fascinated with this story since i saw a special about it on the discovery channel 7 or 8 years ago.
one day i would love to whitefish point, michigan to see the ship's bell.
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darkuncle29
I vaugely remember the documentary about the ship, but forgot the reason it sank. I remember an old urban legend that it was struck by lightning and the seams came unwelded. The shipping museum in Duluth is pretty cool. We had summer district conventions there at Duluth and went to see the museum on one of those trips. Then, back over in Superior, there is this ship that they moored and filled rock and soil in around it so it looks like the ship is parked in dirt. This ship, I forget it's name, was also an ore carrier.
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Were you ever a victim of the "JW STARE"?
by doodle-v inyou know what i'm talking about... .
for instance, if you go to a meeting and haven't been there for ages.
your stand up during the song and suddenly what seems like the whole cong gets afflicted with the jw stare.
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darkuncle29
There is also the Anti-stare where they go out of their way NOT to make eye contact
That is a weird little thing, and I still lapse into it on occasion. oh I need profesional help.
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Another Stoopid JW Forwarded Mail...
by Gozz indoes jehovah know what is going on, and does he step when he needs to?
1. the bomb planted in the kingdom hall in australia,
" so he had escorted the brother right through with his literature, (told by bro.
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darkuncle29
7. In a country where the work is banned, a Brother was trying to get through a series of roadblocks, with the trunk of his car loaded with literature. He was stopped by a policeman who asked him if he would take him to a certain destination as his car was broke down. The Brother agreed, the policeman got in the car, took his policeman's hat off and put it on the dashboard of the car as they drove along. They passed through five roadblocks and each time they were waved to go on through because of the policeman being with him. When they reached the end, the policeman thanked him and got out. The Brother asked him what the roadblocks were for and he said, "Oh, those Jehovah's Witnesses try to get through with their literature and this is set up to stop them." So he had escorted the Brother right through with his literature, (Told by Bro. Spangenberg, C. 0.)
Does anybody else remember Bill Spangenberg?
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The Bush administration changes a light bulb
by Pleasuredome inhow many members of the bush administration does it take to screw in a light bulb?.
the answer is ten:.
1. one to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed, .
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darkuncle29
What about the one that says that Jesus wants us to change the lightbulb?
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LMAO... My cat is so dumb... and cute...
by Elsewhere ini left my apartment door open this evening to enjoy the nice cool air.
my cats are strictly indoor cats and never venture outside.
however, today one of them could not resist exploring outside the door.. i didn't think anything of it... as much as he likes to put on an attitude, thomas is still a scaredy cat.
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darkuncle29
When your house is finished do the pussies get their own room? You could put a fish tank with its own cat stand, or a cage of zebra finches. Just think of the possibilities.
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Northern Lights?
by darkuncle29 indid anyone else see them last night?
they were quite spectacular, horizon to horizon east-west, and from the northern horizon to straight above.
mainly greenish and stringy looking, and then flickering like gentle sheet lightning.
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darkuncle29
Did anyone else see them last night? They were quite spectacular, horizon to horizon east-west, and from the northern horizon to straight above. Mainly greenish and stringy looking, and then flickering like gentle sheet lightning. I think they should be visible tonight too if the sky is clear. Saw two meteors last night too.
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Oh my gawd!!! There is a gawd!!!
by Elsewhere intoday i bought some cottonelle alow & e toilet paper.
oh my gawd... i will never use anything else again!
this stuff is awsome!!
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darkuncle29
Was it like swearing in French?