1. A shitty start
We don't have to wait more than 4 verses of Genesis 6 to put our feet in a big stinky bullshit :
Consequently, Jehovah saw that man’s wickedness was great on the earth and that every inclination of the thoughts of his heart was only bad all the time. Jehovah regretted that he had made men on the earth, and his heart was saddened. So Jehovah said: “I am going to wipe men whom I have created off the surface of the ground, man together with domestic animals, creeping animals, and flying creatures of the heavens, for I regret that I have made them.” But Noah found favor in the eyes of Jehovah. (Genesis 6:5-8)
But it's totally stupid! At the last news I had, God was omniscient! Then he know everything : the past, the futur, the present, and even why people are stroking more stronger the keys of their defective keyboard even if it's unusefull. Then he had to know that the Man will screw up, and if that bother him so much, he just had to not create it. Especially that, finally didn't change nothing at all, like prove it one of the last verse of the story :
Surtout qu’au final, toute cette extermination ne change strictement rien comme le prouve un des derniers verset de l’histoire de Noé :
And Jehovah began to smell a pleasing aroma. So Jehovah said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground on man’s account, for the inclination of the heart of man is bad from his youth up;and never again will I strike down every living thing as I have done. (Genesis 8.21)
And God needs a total holocaust to realize that? What a stupid! It was the more stupid divine action never seen!
OK, I overemphasize! The holocaust is not total because God decided to save Noah and his family. Why Noah? Nobody really know :
"Noah was a righteous man. He proved himself faultless among his contemporaries. Noah walked with the true God. In time Noah became father to three sons, Shem, Ham, and Ja′pheth. But the earth had become ruined in the sight of the true God, and the earth was filled with violence. Yes, God looked upon the earth, and it was ruined; all flesh had ruined its way on the earth. After that God said to Noah: “I have decided to put an end to all flesh, because the earth is full of violence on account of them, so I am bringing them to ruin together with the earth." (Genesis 6:9-13)
God have big gaps of exactness. "Righteous and faultless", ok, but on which standards??? The 10 commandments didn't exist, then how to know who make good and who make bad? And the children ? Hop we kill everybody because they don't follow the law I will give later?
OK, I guess that I see the bad everywhere! If the bible say that God is love, It's certainly true!
2. The building of the ark.
Ok, now God is resolute to drown everybody for nothing, (and don't ask me why he didn't just click his fingers to make them disapear, perhaps he had lost the user manual after having created the universe in 6 days), Noah have to save his family and the animals. But, God, in his greatness will give him very precise directives :
" Make for yourself an ark from resinous wood. You will make compartments in the ark and cover it with tar inside and outside. This is how you will make it: The ark should be 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide, and 30 cubits high. You will make a window for light for the ark, one cubit from the top. You should put the entrance of the ark in its side and make it with a lower deck, a second deck, and a third deck. "(Genesis 6.14-16)
You are so great my God! I'm sure Noah was happy with that. Tomorrow, I will ask a friend to build me a space shuttle with leather seat and carbon hood and I will say, to help him : The shuttle will be 400 meters high, will be in titan, with a porthole! Let's go winner!
OK! Let's accept the creationnist way of thinking taht Gog gave by telepathy all the plans of the ark and a third dan belt of carpentry. But you have to explain me now how Noah will brave the physics law to build a boat of 138 meters long, when all the boat builders in the world say that sailing in ocean with a wood boat more than 100 meters long is only suicide! The only boat more long than that had steel armatures and was taking water a lot. That's explain why, more the technics of sailing was great, more the boats was more and more high and short, and not long and low like the ark!
OK! Let's accept that a boat defying all naval logical architectural rules can sail because of a miracle from the hat of god, you have to build it, and it's far to be easily done! If you count Noah, his wife and his sons, they are 8 to build the more big boat of the human history. Sure, they have hundreds of year (because the story say that noah lived many hundreds years), but the french in the XVIeme century, build boats half of the size of the ark and it was 300 people working during 3 years to finish it... Then for 8 people, you need 225 years to build the ark! But the creationnists have an explanation for that : Noah recruit a lot of people to help him! You have to explain me how Noah will psychologically motivate the people to work on the ark during several years and to find closed door the day D! Then it's not possible Noah made work people for him. Then you will have to explain me how the first planks, 225 years old, are still great and are nor rotten! But the creationnists have an explanation for that too : That's why he used tar! tar? the hydrocarbur? Ok! Then how Noah could find hydrocarbur ? Creationnists say that it's the deluge who created hydrocarbur! And we can continue with these points :
3. Animals & logistic
4. Boarding of the magical zoo
5. The Flood : Strength of rain
6. The life on board
7. After the Flood