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  Two Aspirin

  by Meg in

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  > >>>a guy is out with buddies and has a few drinks and is feeling a little.

  > >>>frisky but, true to his wife, goes home.. > >>>.

  > >>>he finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets.

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  Dress

  by Meg in

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  a woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son?s house.

  she rang the doorbell and walked in.

  she was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

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  St. James City

  by Meg in

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  a successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted .

  wife.

  she was a very good looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

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  New Alcohol Warnings

  by Meg in

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  things that are downright impossible to say when you're drunk:.

  thanks, but i don't want to have sex.

  nope, no more booze for me.

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  Nutty Joke

  by Meg in

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  a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of saran wrap.

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  the psychiatrist says, well... i can clearly see your nuts.

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  Check-Out Register

  by Meg in

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  > > > a man was in a long line at the grocery store.

  as he got to the register.

  she asked him to drop his pants and he did.. > > > she reached over the counter, gave him one quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said..... > > >.

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  Little Old Lady

  by Meg in

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  > little old lady.

  > there is a little old lady, who, every morning steps.

  > onto her front porch, raises her arms to the sky and.

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  Hee hee

  by Meg in

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  >-three men -- one german, one japanese and a hillbilly -- were sitting

  >naked in a sauna.

  > >suddenly there was a beeping sound.

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  Wives vs. Husbands!! Guess who wins every time!!

  by Meg in

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  > > > a couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

  > > > an earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to .

  > > > wife .

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  Women's Humor

  by Meg in

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  one day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.

  seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "what setting do i use on the washing machine?

  " "it depends," i replied.

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