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  Wives vs. Husbands!! Guess who wins every time!!

  by Meg in

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  > > > a couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

  > > > an earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to .

  > > > wife .

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  Women's Humor

  by Meg in

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  one day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.

  seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "what setting do i use on the washing machine?

  " "it depends," i replied.

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  Better Than a Flu Shot

  by Meg in

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  miss bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.

  she was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

  the pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and she welcomed him into her victorian parlor.

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  Lawsuit

  by Meg in

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  somewhere in the deep south bubba called an attorney and asked, "is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?

  " "yes, bubba, that's true" answered the lawyer.

  "and people are suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries -- is that true, mister lawyer?

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  SHE WAS SO BLONDE.....

  by Meg in

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  she was so blonde.......... ..she thought a quarterback was a refund.

  ..she thought general motors was in the army.

  ..she thought meow mix was a cd for cats.

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  Things You'd Love To Say At Work

  by Meg in

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  things you'd love to say at work but .... .

  1. i see your point, but i still think you're full of shit.. .

  2. i don't know what your problem is, but i'll bet it's hard to pronounce.. .

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  Blond Joke

  by Meg in

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  as a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.

  she jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

  the trucker lowers the window, and she says "hi, my name is heather and you are losing some of your load.".

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  Grandma's Letter

  by Meg in

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  grandma's letter.

  > > >the other day i went up to a local christian bookstore and saw a honk if you love jesus bumper sticker.. > > >i was feeling particularly sassy that day because i had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so i bought the sticker and put in on my bumper.. > > >i was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the lord and how good he is and i didn't notice that the light had changed.. > > >it is a good thing someone else loves jesus because if he hadn't honked, i'd never have noticed.. > > >i found that lots of people love jesus.

  why, while i was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and when he leaned out of his window and screamed, "for the love of god, go!

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  Thanks for the warm welcome!

  by Meg in

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  2. friends

  thanks to everyone for the very warm welcome.

  i do beleive that i have come to the right place and am very excited about it!

  it is so nice to be surrounded by people who actually understand how i feel and what i am going through.

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  Am I in the right place?

  by Meg in

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  hello everyone!.

  i just found this website today and hope i am in the right place.

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