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  Chappelle's show RULES

  by FirstInLine in

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  dave chappelle, star and creator of chappelle's show is the best comedian currently active.

  i enjoy his show on a regular basis.

  he also has one of the best hbo stand-up specials ever.. for those who are not familiar with him by name he is black, american, a bit thin, shaved head, narrow jaw with a big ol' set of lips and something of a higher voice.

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  The look on Charlie Murphy's face after he got slapped was GENIUS. I think it dethrones the moment when Charlie Murphy shanked the white kid's dad on reverse "The Real World" and then passes off the shank all smooth and as if nothing happend leaps onto the couch from behind, as the funniest moment.

  "Hey its Darkness. Charlie Murphy Come over here! I Got a JOKE! WHAT DID THE FIVE FANGAS SAY TA THE FACE? SLAP!" (slap!!!!!)

  "You KAINT slap a Mayan. I mean even back hundreds 'a' yiz ago in like Paris a man slap another man they DUEL after that shit ya know! Like someone's got ta go."

  You also gotta love the kick Charlie did on Rick after he dented his forehead with "unity" and then when Rick goes flyin into the mirror-- genius.

  Another great moment was when Prince beat Charlie Murphy's posse with the final dunk and Dave(Prince) is just looking at the camera hanging from the rim and then he lets go of the rim in slow motion and stays. And then looks down. And then back up at the camera, head slightly tilted and slowly descends. That was another great one.

  But I laughed hard and OUT LOUD at "Slow Motion" on the toilet.

  Or when Tiger Woods (dave) says "For shizzle" with the buck teeth -- oh man. I swear thats Tiger.
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  Chappelle's show RULES

  by FirstInLine in

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  dave chappelle, star and creator of chappelle's show is the best comedian currently active.

  i enjoy his show on a regular basis.

  he also has one of the best hbo stand-up specials ever.. for those who are not familiar with him by name he is black, american, a bit thin, shaved head, narrow jaw with a big ol' set of lips and something of a higher voice.

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  "Saaaree, I need this."

  "Not if I can help it."

  boom, boom, boom, --- boom

  click click click

  powpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpow

  "Bye Baby, I'll see ya!"

  (Toyola)

  Charlie Murphy is a serious talent too. I had no idea. I am so surprised I havnt seen him do anything until now. I guess it took Dave to give Charlie a job where he could show his stuff because he is the best of the support cast, very versatile.
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  Rules for guys on dealing with women

  by Scully in

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  rules dealing with women.

  for thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women.

  finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works.

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  Death Cop III

  that is just too typical. and the sad thing is if it were ever used as a title it would probably work as long as it had Bruce Willis or Mel Gibson
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  JW Urban Legends 2

  by ZeroKool29 in

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  wow!

  thanks for all of your replies to my last topic!

  since it was so popular i thought we could use another one.

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  I never could understand why my grandpa didnt want me watching "The Smurfs." I guess he heard Brother Blowhard mention they were demons so him being Brother UptightReactionary couldnt in good concience let us watch it knowing that someone thought it might be a satanic cartoon

  When I was at his house one time I was watching "Duck Tales." I loved that show as a kid and it was the last Episode of a 5 parter (or maybe it was only 3?) I had been watching all week. Anyway it was back at Magica de Spell's lair and she was doing her incantations over her pentagram and my grandpa freaked out that the star of the devil was discreetly placed underneath the Witch. I had to miss the finale because of such stupid fanticism. It was like "OH MY GOD, SHE IS BEING PORTRAYED AS EVIL NOT AS SOME HERO. SO THE F WHAT."
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  Chappelle's show RULES

  by FirstInLine in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  dave chappelle, star and creator of chappelle's show is the best comedian currently active.

  i enjoy his show on a regular basis.

  he also has one of the best hbo stand-up specials ever.. for those who are not familiar with him by name he is black, american, a bit thin, shaved head, narrow jaw with a big ol' set of lips and something of a higher voice.

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  Dave Chappelle, star and creator of Chappelle's Show is the best comedian currently active. I enjoy his show on a regular basis. He also has one of the best HBO stand-up specials EVER.

  For those who are not familiar with him by name he is black, american, a bit thin, shaved head, narrow jaw with a big ol' set of lips and something of a higher voice.

  His show is a sketch comedy show along the lines of Mad TV.

  Some of the best bits he has are :"The Real World" -- In reverse where the white guy gets driven crazy by a bunch of unruly black housemates.

  "Trading Spouses" a spoof of 'trading spaces' where the man swaps families instead.

  "Slow motion" shows how most things look better in slow motion. (great toilet scene on that one)

  "Dave Chappelle, by dave chappelle" the "real life" story of Dave Chappelle a la parody of "Antwone Fisher"

  "Race Draft" spoof of the Football draft where the races draft famous half breeds and turn coats into one specific race officially.

  Chappelle has a great White Guy impression. Much reversed from the typical black guy doing a white guy. Chapplle has a high voice so for white guys he lowers his voice and anunciates his words very seriously. Also his Tiger Woods is spot on.

  and of course Charlie Murphy's (Eddie Murphy's brother) anecdotes. This is where Chappelle's show recreates Charlie Murphy anecdotes from the cocaine days of the early 80s, starring dave Chappelle as usually Rick James or Prince and Charlie Murphy as Charlie Murphy.

  anyway its a great show on Comedy Central new shows on Wednesday after SouthPark so 10:30 pm?
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  JW Urban Legends 2

  by ZeroKool29 in

  1. jw
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  wow!

  thanks for all of your replies to my last topic!

  since it was so popular i thought we could use another one.

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  I remember the Urban Legend of the white haired elderly lady that was out witnessing to a man at his door who was later apprehended by police a short time afterwards.

  He was supposedly a serial rapist and murderer and the reason he did not attack the elderly JW lady was because he was apparently caused to see a very large virilant mature male standing almost directly behind her, supposedly an angel because apparently Jehovah's angels are always watching out for his Watchtower peddlers in American suburbia and she was out alone.
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  "the Society teaches"

  by somebody in

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  *** w98 3/15 p. 19 living up to christian dedication in freedom ***

  4 in order to avoid misunderstandings, jehovah?s witnesses try to be careful about how they express themselves.

  instead of saying, ?the society teaches,?

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  That brings up a good point.

  Dont you think the WTS should pay for someone's medical bills should they be injured as a direct result of field ministry?
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  Bin Laden...found and surrounded

  by MegaDude in

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  http://www.sundaytelegraph.news.com.au/story/0,9353,8752173-28778,00.html

  bin laden 'surrounded' .

  february 22, 2004

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  As far as I know only the CIA has spy sattelites.

  They cannot monitor movements. They take snapshots of a location every 90 minutes because they are in close orbit to the Earth. They are useless at tracking someone and almost as useless at monitoring someone. Its not much better than a U2, basically flies over and flies out, flies over and flies out. A pair of Global Hawks could probably monitor someone though.

  That news articles was written by monkeys

  Getting money back is great but don't you think 911 was the worst thing that has happened in the USA since WW2?

  I think Vietnam was worse than 9-11.
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  Songs that get you moving...

  by czarofmischief in

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  okay, here's a nice fluff thread for us to snuggle on before the election heats up.. what song cheers you up as soon as you hear the first few notes?

  also, have you ever had any experiences that related to the music playing in the background?.

  i'll start:.

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  DanTheMan,

  Yes my name is a refference to a Megadeth song. Is your avatar a refference to an androgenic fecal creature that comes out at Christmas to spread the Christmas spirit despite his best and only friend being a 10 year old Jewish boy?
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  "the Society teaches"

  by somebody in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  *** w98 3/15 p. 19 living up to christian dedication in freedom ***

  4 in order to avoid misunderstandings, jehovah?s witnesses try to be careful about how they express themselves.

  instead of saying, ?the society teaches,?

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  Yeah I remember my mom or the talk-giver reffering to the society or about asking the society and many time it hit me "who the f#$& is this society?"

  What really irks me though are these loaded questions in the Watchtower or Awakes like "Many people in Christendom think that xyz is actaully xyz but what does the BIBLE say? At Somedeadguy chapter 5 verse one-is-just-as-good-as-another we can clearly see that by removing the context xyz is actually abc. So we can truly rejoice in the truth that the truth has truthfully provided."