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  Funny Monty Python Quotes / Sketches

  by Sirona in

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  i found a great site.

  i love monty python.

  add your own fav quotes to this thread.

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  Dan-O

  Now that I think about it, this one is handy when there's a jw on the doorstep: http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/taunt.wav
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  What do you think about before you go to sleep?

  by dh in

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  Dan-O

  What an odd co-incidence, FMZ ... you're the one I think about having kinky sex with.
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  Funny Monty Python Quotes / Sketches

  by Sirona in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i found a great site.

  i love monty python.

  add your own fav quotes to this thread.

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  Dan-O

  Do you demand a shrubbery, Englishman?

  Wow ... so many to choose from .. probably a tossup between http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/lb/how.wav and http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/ml/wafer.wav or maybe http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/ml/bucket.wav or http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/fart.wav ... jeez. I can't decide.
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  What do you think about before you go to sleep?

  by dh in

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  Dan-O

  kinky sex
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  being sarcastic is a good way to get to know a person

  by dh in

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  i think humour is a good way to establish what wavelength a person is on, what do you think?

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  Dan-O

  I always like a cigarette & a short nap after a good sarcasm.
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  What do you think?

  by ColdRedRain in

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  http://www.siliconmadness.741.com/

  took me all night to design it!

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  Dan-O

  The crosshairs don't bother me, but the motion in the background images makes me a little woozy. I find that stuff to be distracting.
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  Ways to motivate the Witnesses

  by RR in

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  okay, so if you were running the watchtower and noticed a slump in its activities, what would you do, how would you improve it or motivate the dubs?

  i'll start.

  1. issue a watchtower visa/mastercard.

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  Dan-O

  Maybe some WTS board games for informal get-togethers ... like Watchtower Monopoly (grab up all the cash & real estate), ... Kingdom Hall Clue (Elder Plum did it in the Library with a Candlestick) ...
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  Let's see what FMZ really means.

  by kls in

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  fmz = found my zipper or fmz= fine male zombie

  and what does fmz mean to you ,lets see what you come up with.

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  Dan-O

  I hope the rest of the entries were only thought up through creativity

  HELLYEAH!
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  Let's see what FMZ really means.

  by kls in

  1. jw
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  fmz = found my zipper or fmz= fine male zombie

  and what does fmz mean to you ,lets see what you come up with.

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  Dan-O

  Fire up the Wayback Machine, Corvin. I haven't bought a package of Zig-Zags in ages.
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  RIDDLES

  by Sassy in

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  2. entertainment

  imagine yourself driving along on a wild stormy night.

  you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus.

  1. an old lady who is about to die.

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  Dan-O

  If you're following that line of reasoning Joe, then remember that the state of Hawaii is an island group in the Pacific.