i found a great site.
i love monty python.
add your own fav quotes to this thread.
I think one of the songs in Monty Pythons "The meaning of life" is funny"
Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is great,
If your semens wasted,
God gets quite Irate!
Let the heathen spill theirs,
on the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found!
Hindu, taoist, Mormon,
spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care!
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood!
folks, i'm still buzzing from the news that one of my younger brother's; his wife, is pregnant.
woohoo!!
i'm going to be an uncle, and i'm thrilled about it.
Many congratulations!!!
I think about where to get rid of the paper towel or sock...
here's the scenario:.
a man has a sex change and 5 years later becomes a dub.
now he's a girl.
I think it would be the same as a gay person coming back to the org. No matter how hard one would try, they would never fit in, and would be under constant scrutiny by those in the cong. always trying to find something wrong with this person, and trying to catch them in "The Act". There was a brother in the cong. that was in that circumstance, got married, had children, but still was the focus of gossip by the members of the cong. including the Elders. I guess once you are "Marked" it never really goes away.
to some of the ones at this board who posted back to me re: ?the theory of relativity?
a post made yesterday.
it was a dough ball designed to attract carp.
At first I thought this thread was something to do with the Pillsbury dough boy!-LOL
I am quite new to this scene also. I don't think people were trying to call you stupid. I feel that sometimes it is good to just release, let go, and try to make light of a situation that we have had to deal with on a greater extent. It was, and is not easy being, or having been part of the organization. As I am sure with a lot of others, the org. has caused a lot of hurt, and damage to our lives, and sometimes the best release for me has been at times to lightheartedly joke around about some issues. I find it quite healing being able to make light of something that has caused me great distress in the past, and knowing there are people here that will "Laugh with me". Notice that I said the issues-not the people on this forum. There are a lot of really serious threads on here, and there are a lot of fun, nonsensical threads. Depends on the kind of moods we are in, as to what we want to discuss. I do not think you should take it personally....
fmz = found my zipper or fmz= fine male zombie
and what does fmz mean to you ,lets see what you come up with.
FONDLE MY ZEPPELIN
i like green capsicums best.
they're particularly nice in chilli con carne.. how do you enjoy your capsicums?.
englishman.
Grilled Portabello mushroom sandwichon a crusted kaiser, with sauteed Red peppers and onion with a splash of Balsamic and olive oil, and a pinch of garlic.
our little town's public library started a policy where to continue to borrow books we had to provide a copy of our driver's license.
i refused saying if they wanted to see my dl each time i borrowed some books to prove my id but i wasn't going to have a copy of my dl somewhere in there files where who knows who has access to them.. now they come up with another policy where you have to list your ssn, provide a photograph to be put on file in order to take out books.
this includes children too.
Just another way for "BIG BROTHER" to keep track of our lives and routines. I notice more and more daily routines having to give up personal information, many times by the way of SSN., DL number, and Credit card number.
i took my wife and son to see the punisher on opening night, last friday.
i thought is was very cool.
thomas jane was excellent (when i heard they were making ludlum's book, the bourne identity into a movie, jane was the one i thought should have played bourne .
Silly me! I thought it was a movie about how the Borganization treats the flock!
fyi-if any of y'all have any of the societies' early literature and want to sell it, ebay is a great outlet.
any yearbooks from the 40's and before go for anywhere from 20.00 to over a hundred in some cases.
also the early watchtowers-pre 30's, and consolation mags.
FYI-If any of y'all have any of the societies' early literature and want to sell it, Ebay is a great outlet. Any yearbooks from the 40's and before go for anywhere from 20.00 to over a hundred in some cases. Also the early Watchtowers-pre 30's, and Consolation mags. get good prices. Photo drama book, and Studies in the Scriptures series get outrageous amounts, upwards of 150.00 to over 200.00 as does most Russell Literature! I always check the Yard sales and Bookshops for the books, and have done quite well, as a lot of times you can get the books for about 50 cents! For a change, I get the upper hand, as I am able to make $$$$$ off of the Society!
