Posts by findingme

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Things you wouldn't hear or do at the Meeting for Field Service

by findingme in

remember getting out of bed saturday morning, silently cussing to yourself because you really had no desire to go out in service?

especially on a saturday, when you would prefer to sleep in or just bum around?

or even go to a yard sale?

findingme

Brooke: I don't doubt that happened often!

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Things you wouldn't hear or do at the Meeting for Field Service

by findingme in

remember getting out of bed saturday morning, silently cussing to yourself because you really had no desire to go out in service?

especially on a saturday, when you would prefer to sleep in or just bum around?

or even go to a yard sale?

Remember getting out of bed Saturday morning, silently cussing to yourself because you really had no desire to go out in Service? Especially on a Saturday, when you would prefer to sleep in or just bum around? Or even go to a yard sale? Then, you had to drag yourself and your family to the Field Service Meeting, where everyone supposedly participated in the Daily Text before making "car groups"? Some car groups would have the priviledge of having a pioneer with them so the remainder of the publishers could feel inadequate in their ability to preach the good news. Most of us dead-beat publishers would say "oh, I have to break off early for a ...." and make up some excuse.

I did this; I used to say "I have to leave at 10:30 for an appointment", and leave it at that. The appointment was with my flower garden, I think.

Just for fun, I should have done the following:

"I am struggling with a hangover, so I can only be out for an hour or so"

"let's skip the Daily Text, and talk about what is really on our minds"

"This head covering doesn't match my outfit, so I'll pray without it"

"let's say we skip field service and go boating"

"please meet my boyfriend. He is staying for the weekend, so I thought I would bring him along"

"I have to prepare for the Easter Egg Hunt at my child's school, so I will leave the car group just before break"

"say, let's just take a break at Mac's and count our time there"

"Our time started when we left the old magazines at the laundromat 40 minutes ago, right?"

"I'm meeting my professor later at school for some one-on-one tutoring, so I will be leaving the car group at 10 o'clock"

"Can we count time our time at the mall if we leave magazines in the vestibule?"

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Name some silly things you couldn't do as a witness

by sweet tee in

jw
friends

put your hand on your hips.

switch when you walk.

do popular dances where you shake yo money maker.

findingme

Wear thong underwear.

Enjoy sex without feeling guilty.

Go to college; join a soriority.

Ask people questions about their religious background without them fearing I have some ulterior motive.

Study the history of religion in college with an open mind.

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Name some silly things you couldn't do as a witness

by sweet tee in

jw
friends

put your hand on your hips.

switch when you walk.

do popular dances where you shake yo money maker.

findingme

Shop at yard sales (don't want to invite demons in)

I must have missed that study article. Is this for real? No yard sales for fear of demon possession?

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Metaphors used in essays in exams

by Dansk in

the following is a list of "metaphors" used by children in an exam .

she walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.. .

his thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like.

findingme

Those were hilarious! I know what to write on my next essay.

Are you a teacher? How did you come across these?

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Escape from this room - Even harder than the first

by misspeaches in

seeming it was such fun solving that puzzle try your hand at this one .

http://www.fasco-csc.com/works/viridian/index_e.php .

(again i don't know how to post it as a link so try copy and paste into a web browser) .

findingme

Fair: where did you find dominoes??

It's past my bedtime and I have class bright and early tomorrow. I will not give up on this, though. I will continue tomorrow!!

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Escape from this room - Even harder than the first

by misspeaches in

seeming it was such fun solving that puzzle try your hand at this one .

http://www.fasco-csc.com/works/viridian/index_e.php .

(again i don't know how to post it as a link so try copy and paste into a web browser) .

findingme

No dominoes for me, yet. For the combination, I was taking the hint in the diary. The date was 0405, so, I think that was the combination that did it for me.

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Escape from this room - Even harder than the first

by misspeaches in

seeming it was such fun solving that puzzle try your hand at this one .

http://www.fasco-csc.com/works/viridian/index_e.php .

(again i don't know how to post it as a link so try copy and paste into a web browser) .

findingme

Thanks; finally found the key and unlocked the diary.

Fair: I don't know what to say about the lighter. When I click on the inside at the bottom of the garbage can, it always lifts off the floor.

Now what should I do after reading the diary and putting the beer back in the fridge?

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Escape from this room - Even harder than the first

by misspeaches in

seeming it was such fun solving that puzzle try your hand at this one .

http://www.fasco-csc.com/works/viridian/index_e.php .

(again i don't know how to post it as a link so try copy and paste into a web browser) .

findingme

Try clicking INSIDE the garbage can.

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Escape from this room - Even harder than the first

by misspeaches in

seeming it was such fun solving that puzzle try your hand at this one .

http://www.fasco-csc.com/works/viridian/index_e.php .

(again i don't know how to post it as a link so try copy and paste into a web browser) .

findingme

Has anyone escaped from the Viridian Room?? If so, can you give us hints? PLEASE!!!