put yourself back in a dub's kids shoes and make up your own young people ask titles.. here's mine:.
young people ask:.
why do i have to go to these lousy meetings five times a week?.
YPA: Why does Brother Elder get the credit for his public talk when his wife is the one who wrote it?
YPA: Why is it okay to accept Christmas bonuses from our employer?
YPA: I am sexually frustrated; should I ask an elder what to do about it?
YPA: Why are the District Conventions so boring?
YPA: What can I do to become self-righteous?
YPA: Why is it okay for Brother Riches to work his way up the ladder in his profession, but I can't go to college?
so my mother opens the door for a discussion (via email) and i totally freeze up.
i find it almost impossible to tell her how i feel about the jw religion.
when i finally figure out what i want to say, she completely dismisses my thoughts.
I can relate. I heard the "Satan has gotten a hold of you" remark more than once. At first, I believed it.
I've tried to explain my own reasons, too. Unless they see the situation through your eyes, they will not understand. It's best to just drop it sometimes and just go on with what you need to do.
i ask a question, the next person answers my question and then asks their own and so on.
so i will start off with....... .
what if animals could talk?
Then I'd say we were living on Romulus.
What if aliens came to visit us?
i ask a question, the next person answers my question and then asks their own and so on.
so i will start off with....... .
what if animals could talk?
Then maybe he would have been President!
What if JW's ran for public office?
i ask a question, the next person answers my question and then asks their own and so on.
so i will start off with....... .
what if animals could talk?
Then a lot of time would be saved!
What if --gasp-- chocolate didn't exist?
i ask a question, the next person answers my question and then asks their own and so on.
so i will start off with....... .
what if animals could talk?
Then JFK would have been slightly wounded rather than killed.
What if Hitler was still alive somewhere....?
i ask a question, the next person answers my question and then asks their own and so on.
so i will start off with....... .
what if animals could talk?
Then the Amerindians would not have been disturbed, slavery may not have reached the proportion it had, and freedom of religion may not be possible. Also, Europe would be terribly crowded!
What if King Henry the VIII had only one wife?
i ask a question, the next person answers my question and then asks their own and so on.
so i will start off with....... .
what if animals could talk?
Then I would flirt with you more ;)
What if cats had opposable thumbs?
was there ever a person that you just "knew" to be a "bad guy"?
i knew a co. his name was [edit] angelacos.
he loved to go into congregations and remove elders.
I knew a CO in my circuit who was removed and df'd. His wife had been sick for a long time, so her female friend would help out. Well, in time, this female friend began to help the CO....sexually.
The next CO in our circuit reminded me of a fascist. One day, he visited my parents' house. My dad was at work, though, so my mom was stuck with him and his wife all by herself. The reason for his visit, supposedly, was because my dad was not a believer and my mom was an irregular publisher. Well, while he visited, he looked around the house and said: "nice house, what does your husband do for a living?" After my mom answered him, he repeated "well, nice house". My mom blurted out "thanks; it was designed by a woman.". My mom doesn't know why she felt the need to disclose that, but she said the look on his face was priceless.
This same CO was in my car group one day out in service. He asked the other brother in the car what he did for a living. "when will you retire?", the CO asked. The brother said "not for a few years, my daughter wants to go to college.". The CO and his wife dropped their jaws. I couldn't believe they had the nerve to respond that way. Did they have kids? NOOOOO. Did they have to make a living in the world?. NOOOOOO. And they had the nerve to judge a person? Why, yeeesss.
I'm feeling angry again....maybe I should stop here.
i ask a question, the next person answers my question and then asks their own and so on.
so i will start off with....... .
what if animals could talk?
Then women would pretend to require help.
What if Pope wasn't Catholic?
