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  FDS has been tipped off ahead of time?!

  by greven in

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  *** w60 7/15 444 staying awake with the "faitful and discreet slave" *** yes, the "faitful and discreet slave" was awake to the coming of 1914. in 1942 the "faitful and discreet slave" guided by unerring spirit made known that the democracies would win world war ii and that there would be a united nations organisation set up.

  once again the "faitful and discreet slave" has been tipped off ahead of time.

  does anyone have the article this quote is referring to?

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  Re: FDS

  I always though FDS stood for a deodorant.
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  Will You Celebrate Halloween This Year?

  by minimus in

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  some fundamentalists believe halloween is the devil's holiday.so are you doing anything on halloween?

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  Will You Celebrate Halloween This Year?

  Yes. With lots of lights on and plenty of candy for the kids. Jdubs eat schnip.

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  What sold you on the JW faith?

  by MYOHNSEPH in

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  i havent posted much here, but ive read a lot for about six months now.

  although most everyone here appears to have had some degree of affiliation with the jw organization, the individual posters seem to be from pretty diverse backgrounds.

  im really curious about something.

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  Welcome MYOHNSEPH

  No trinity, no hellfire, paradise, AND NEVER DYING.

  what a let down

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  Edited by - Dismembered on 20 October 2002 19:57:24

  Edited by - Dismembered on 20 October 2002 19:58:32
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  What was youre favourite

  by barry in

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  jw book.

  the aid book i thought was very good mine is on loan to my dad who is an elder in another denomination so hopefully its still of some use.

  barry

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  LyinEyes

  WT was a bookstudy conductor? Wow that sounds like fun. Wish I could have been there

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  All bookstudies at the KH???

  by Intuit39 in

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  i know of a congregation on the east coast that is having all bookstudies meet at the kingdom hall!

  that's right--no bookstudies in private homes, at least for now.... has anyone else heard of this?

  and what could be the reason?

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  Intuit39

  Now, they can't get any one in service, and they tend to blame it all on 'materialism'... So they have all the book studies meet at the hall. The only other suggestion that came up so far on the thread that may have a real bearing on this situation, is that they really want to keep an eye on the 'waverers' --bc along with good jobs and 'materialism' usually comes a good home pc and the internet!

  That's good news

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  Social retards

  by Simon in

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  i've been thinking a lot recently about the interaction between people in the exjw community and it seem to me that the "jw experience" (sounds like a theme park ride doesn't it?

  ) polarises behavior somewhat between two extremes:.

  we know in the jw scheme of things that friendships are very 'superficial'.

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  I find that I always seme to be talking to myself saying "what would a normal person be doing now" to decide how to act

  Simon

  Sounds very familiar

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  All bookstudies at the KH???

  by Intuit39 in

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  i know of a congregation on the east coast that is having all bookstudies meet at the kingdom hall!

  that's right--no bookstudies in private homes, at least for now.... has anyone else heard of this?

  and what could be the reason?

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  frogit said

  I took the toilet paper out, so that they had to wait and do it at home...ha ha. I got fed up of buying toilet paper for the group.

  Do you know you can be disfellowshipped for that? Man you bad

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  What Pleases You?

  by Robdar in

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  i have had a rough week.

  my health is not good at this time.

  this week i discovered a whole new depth of agony.

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  Re: What Pleases You?

  Not going to the KH, out in service or assemblies.

  Smoking a cigar now & then.

  My family

  Exjw friends

  My job

  and most of all my hat!

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  Edited by - Dismembered on 20 October 2002 12:38:44
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  Fun at the KH

  by WildTurkey in

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  fun things for us apostates to do at the kh..

  pull aside an unruly child and say: "if you're bad in here, you'll go to die at armageddon.".

  put stray dogs in library.

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  Scrape shoe on welcome mat after stepping in dog doo, singing Lynard Skynard song : "Ooh Ooh that smell"

  Come in 15 minutes late slam door

  See if "elder" file cabinet is locked, if not go through all files to see why different ones were DF"d (I did)

  If person in front of you turns around to look at you, point your finger towards the podium and tell them to turn back around and "pay attention".

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  Which meeting was the worst?

  by freedom96 in

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  i absolutely detested the watchtower study.

  never did an hour go by so slow.

  there would the 20 or so paragraphs that had to read and answered, and i would watch the clock.

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  dsgal said

  One time I was in line to get a newly released book and someone cut right in front of me.All that crap about how loving they are is TOTALLY untrue.

  That's because they wanted to get into the "paradise/new system" before you.

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