Posts by ezekiel3

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Adam will turn 30 soon!

by PopeOfEruke in

so, according to the great minds at watchtower, and you all know we can trust them, adam was created in october 1, 4026 bce (morning or afternoon?

) and he had a 6,000 anniversary in 1975. correct?

and eve's creation would have marked the end of the 6th creative day, correct?

ezekiel3

Cute IP.

Doesn't this suppose that the creation account happened in a mere 6,000 years??? I don't think so.

It doesn't matter, your dates make more sense than JW's do. Can I join your religion?

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unsuspecting JW found UN letter

by keeshah in

it's on witness world.com .

lol!

one of the fine brothers quickly told them it was because of the (gasp!

ezekiel3

Classic: "There must be apostates at the UN."

Not anymore, you idiot, they dropped their membership when they were discovered.

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Internal Reaction to Monthly Awake

by ezekiel3 in

well the news is getting around within the congregations about the awake!

going to a monthly beginning 2006.. some reactions from active jws:.

one sister actually dances a jig.

ezekiel3

Yes, this is all pre-spin. The March Kingdom Ministry's official announcement will allow the Borg will assimilate random opinions.

Expect the standard talking points after that: "Oh yes, emphasis on the Bible. What a bounteous provision!"

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Jehovah's witnesses cooperative

by Polemotheos in

jw
friends

dear brothers and sisters, servants of god, jehovah's witnesses, ex-jw's, opposers, apostates, and athiests.. jehovah's witnesses need your help.

i would like to thank you for all the work you have done so far.

we need as many critics as we can get.

ezekiel3

Sorry, just read your profile, it sounds like that's exactly what you are doing.

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Jehovah's witnesses cooperative

by Polemotheos in

jw
friends

dear brothers and sisters, servants of god, jehovah's witnesses, ex-jw's, opposers, apostates, and athiests.. jehovah's witnesses need your help.

i would like to thank you for all the work you have done so far.

we need as many critics as we can get.

ezekiel3

An autonomous collective? What about the violence inherent in the system!? (Sorry a little Monty there for you)

Listen, your ideas are profound, but why revamp JWs? I mean, find some scriptures to match and you've got your own religion.

The WTBTS is a profit center fueled on the fumes of suspended disbelief. This is reality.

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When you die, I suspect you wake up crying

by IronGland in

jw
friends

this post isn't about the paranormal or whether there is, in fact, life after death.

rather, it's about the mistaken philosophical conclusions to which atheists sometimes come.

2. the passage of time is not a process.

Time is not reality, it is a dimension. So I am measuring existance with my physical sense of being "to date." My physical senses are limited and filtered by my preconceptions. My measurments of reality are flawed by my limitations. Therefore everything I know of existance is inaccurate.

Check out Deepak...

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Anyone vegetarian and why??????????

by BLISSISIGNORANCE in

i'm not vegetarian.

being italian and brought up on the mediterranian diet i tend to eat a lot of fruit, vegetables, cheese, pasta, rice and some meat.. i'm just curious to know who here is vegeterian and why?????.

cheers, bliss

ezekiel3

Brenda, sounds like you're talking about the Blood Type Diet (a moniker that has JWs running) http://www.dadamo.com.

Fake hamburgers! You have a deal.

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Internal Reaction to Monthly Awake

by ezekiel3 in

well the news is getting around within the congregations about the awake!

going to a monthly beginning 2006.. some reactions from active jws:.

one sister actually dances a jig.

ezekiel3

Well the news is getting around within the congregations about the Awake! going to a monthly beginning 2006.

Some reactions from active JWs:

One sister actually dances a jig.

Another sister proclaims, "Isn't it just amazing how the Slave knows just what we need."

Another sister, "Good, there's was just too much fluff in there anyway."

A brother, "I wonder what they will do with all the new presses. You know the last time they improved the presses, the Berlin Wall came down, maybe this will be the same thing."

Always amazing when something like this happens. For a brief moment JWs express how they really feel.

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