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hell.com??? any ideas?
by DireStraitJacket inthis site is continually changing its look, some fancy flash .
i got no idea whats on it.
i managed to get a user name 2 years ago, but i didn't have time to explore it properly.
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Our Father, who art in...
by DFWnonJW inour father, who art in cyber-space,.
hallowed be thy screen name.. thy downloads come.. thy will be done,.
on google as it is on ebay.. give us this day.
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Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach
n00bz
when they act lame on us.
Please don't give us root access on dome poor d00d'z box when we're
too
pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could
keep
the fbi off our backs, we're appreciate it.
For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n. -
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How about some dessert?
If they anything like the ones I bake, they should leaving you feel goooood for a looooong time ;)
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My bible study conductor deceived me with this point.
by cyber-sista inthis is something that has always bothered me and now i can see what a deception it was.
a jw woman studied with me on and off for about 3 years before i got baptized.
eventually i got baptized at a weaker moment in my life (suffering from major post partum depression) you don't want your child to die at the big a do you?-- was one line of thinking that was used on me.. the deception was this: during the time i was studying she never told me the truth about the whole unbelieving mate situation, though i specifically asked what would happen to my mate if the big a came and he never became a joe witness--?
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I was raised in the troof as well, except I didn't get baptised. I kept thinking that there was plenty in life that I wanted to experience that would probably get me disfellowshipped, and I didn't want to be walking around with a guilty conscience. I didn't even understand most of the prophecies, I wasn't going to dedicate my life to jehovah if I was unsure of things despite other people wanting me to. The thing that got to me was that some people who were my age and had similar circumstances to me were getting baptised, from what I saw they didn't know to much "theory" either, and they were doing to stuff that could have gotten them disfellowshipped, but it didn't seem to worry them or anyone else. This got me to thinking how many people get baptised without knowing half the laws and not really caring about half of what they do know.. and how this was allowed by the elders. It doesn't make sense for gods true organisation to have this type of crap going on.
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Does Television Make You Fat?
by Englishman inyes, folks, it does!
just been watching jeremy clarksons greatest inventions programme.
it was all about how tv came to be and the impact that it has on our lives.
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>>>Well, at least think of us less fortunate ones next time you have chocolate and soda while watching your favorite show.
now you making me feel guilty
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Does Television Make You Fat?
by Englishman inyes, folks, it does!
just been watching jeremy clarksons greatest inventions programme.
it was all about how tv came to be and the impact that it has on our lives.
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>>Lets trade bodies okay?
no problem, as long you're 6'2", I'd rather stay tall.. :p -
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Does Television Make You Fat?
by Englishman inyes, folks, it does!
just been watching jeremy clarksons greatest inventions programme.
it was all about how tv came to be and the impact that it has on our lives.
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so I'm trying to put on weight..
I'm in front of the pc 6-9 hours a day, I watch tv 1-4 hours a day, I sleep 6-10 hours a day
I eat 3 full meals a day and always eat snacks (chocolate, sweets, coke) in between.
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How many CDs do you own?
by Nosferatu in.
i started buying cds back in 1991. i haven't counted them lately, but i believe my collection is hovering somewhere around 500. how many do you own (not including burned ones)?.
i've also got about 100 (prerecorded) cassettes, about 150 lps, and 100 (pre-recorded) 8-tracks.
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I got 2 cd's
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JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES & Book BURNING (CDs TOO!)
by Smoldering Wick inok, i admit it...as a jehovah's witness, i burned a book.
when i was about 10 years old, a sister gave my mother a box of books.
i had been baptized for over a year and was quite the "little witness.
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I burnt an "Iron Maiden - Number of the beast" tape that my dad gave to me..
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Would You Buy A Lottery Ticket or Smoke In Front of a JW?
by minimus inif you knew a witness was in a convenience store, would you brazenly buy cigarettes or lottery tickets in front of them??
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I often buy lotto tickets when out with the family, I honestly don't see anything wrong with lotto tickets, I would even buy them if a JC working the till..
oh, whenever I win anything I make sure no-one sees me pick up the cash..
cigarettes, I don't use them, but I do buy for other people, its their choice whether they smoke or not..
